喜剧_my name is Andry——剧本:张鑫磊

In1942,The Second World war 2 spread into Starlinguard .The situation is so serious .Due to Geneva Convention,soldier should not attack the doctor and nurse.Therefore,many citizens hide as doctor to search everything that they can use.

Andry:Is there anybody alive?It is hard to imagine that you are dead.Thus the watch belongs to me now.I am sorry.Just for living.The ring is good as well.Why are you staring at me?If you are alive ,I will be happy for you.(A dead body is there.)

Steve;Is there anybody alive?It is hard to imagine that you are dead.Thus the watch belongs to me now.I am sorry.Just for living.The ring is good as well.Why are you staring at me?If you are alive ,I will be happy for you.(Andry is there.) Why staring?

Andry;Stop blah.This place belongs to me.Return my things.

Steve;That things belongs to me.

Andry;That things belongs to him.He dead in my area.


Ann;Nurse!nurse! where is nurse.(steve and andry low down)What are you doing?Nurse should rush into injured soldier,why do you low down to sleep.Come on ,save my mates.Please.(A injured soldier is there.)

Andry; I am a cook.

steve;I am a tailor.

Ann;oh mt god.    oh you can open his wound you can sew for him,you two are nurse.I beg for saving my mates--一万亚历山大卡基洛夫吉瓦大幅卡机珀斯五打一万诺夫违纪卡尼尔美尼尔莫罗夫斯基。(he dead)

Ann;It is too late.Why do you have so long the name?

Andry;just call his first name,perhaps we can save him.

Ann; i am just calling his first name,His full name is````Well,if i  speak his full name , i will  not  go back before the sunset.See you,mates(给手雷)

steve;I am so regretful that i do not learn medical.Therefore I can save him.This is war.Life is co weak comeforward war.

德军上

Andry;Do not shoot we are nurse,You can not shoot nurse in the war.

Kevin;We are finding nurse.Treat our leader.

Andry;We cannot do the opearation.We do not have tool.

Kevin;YOu two do not have tools?what is this?what is this?what is fucking this?```Red pocket?

leader;give you this watch.opearting now!

Andry;It is so serious.Do you have relation?

kevin;I am his brother.speak to me.

andry;I suggest you transport to a bigger place.

kevin 打andry

kevin;you come.

steve;The wound is 3inch6.This should be big pin.``````ok,having sewed.

leader;why  do not you take it out?ARe you afraid the lost of shrapnel?

andry;sorry,i will do it.(取弹片)Report;we donot have something to stop bleeding,I will sent him to take it.Do you  have something to stop bleeding ?

leader;use this(火药)``````(2次)Pick it up right now.

andry; see you.Do not come back.

kevin;Soviet soldier is coming!come!

leader射击andry,德军撤,andry用手雷炸德军,andry倒下。

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