2019-1-11

Using The ATM (083)

A: Stupid girl, making me spend so much money, now I have to get it from the ATM...

B: Hello, welcome to Universal Bank. Please insert your card into the slot.

A: I know where to put my card! Stupid machine, talking to me like I’m an idiot...

B: Please input your 6 digit PIN code followed by the pound key. Thank you. Please select an option. Thank you. You have selected withdrawal.

A: Yeah, yeah, I know what I selected. Just gimme my money!

B: Please type the amount you would like to withdraw. Thank you, you want to transfer 10,000 USD to the World Wildlife Foundation. If this is correct please press 1.

A: No, no! Stupid machine, what are you doing! No!

B: Confirmed. Thank you for using our bank! Please remove your card from the slot. Goodbye!

A: No way! What happened?! Give me my money!

C: Danger, danger! The exits have been sealed and the doors will remain locked until the local authorities arrive. Thank you for using our bank. Have a nice day.

A: No!

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