1. Even the happy songs are the minor key.
连欢乐的歌曲都是用降调谱写而成。
（点评： 那悲怆的曲子要用什么调子来谱写呢？）
2. I had the best day ever. I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend-with my car.
今天是我最得意的日子。我碰到我的男朋友和他的新女友了-是用我的车硬碰上去的。
（点评： 比O.J.Simpson 还心狠手辣。）
3. I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
我在股市上大有斩获。我的经纪人把我的身家全炒没了，所以我把他给斩了。
（点评： 人家只是要钱，你却是要命！）
4. I had a nightmare I was in an elevator with Yanni, Kenny G, and Michael Bolton...and I had a gun with only one bullet.
我做了个噩梦：我和雅尼，肯尼基和麦克波尔顿同坐一部电梯...而我有一把只剩一颗子弹的手枪。
（点评： 他们这几位仁兄的电梯音乐听多了真教人有自杀倾向啊！）
5. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: don't exaggerate!
我都跟你说了不下一千遍了：别夸大其词！
（点评： 我数了数，你才说了九百九十九遍！）
