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屁股秀
剧情:乔伊受邀出演屁股替身出演失败,钱德勒约美女被耍。
1.Monica:Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body to have something else to do ?
其他的观众会不会宁愿被剥皮抽骨也不愿意看这场演出?
(大家捧场乔伊的演出)
2.Chandler:She makes the women that I dream about look like short,fat,bald man!
她让我的梦中情人瞬间成为矮胖光头男。
(钱德勒在剧场看到一美女)
3.Chandler:What would my opening line be?
我该用什么样的开场白?
(钱德勒准备和美女搭讪)
4.Chandler:Could she be more out of my league?
她和我能再相差多点吗?
(钱德勒认为自己配不上美女)
5.Chandler:I’m very very aware of my tongue...
我非常了解自己的层次。
6.Chandler:This is a big break for me!
这是千载难逢的好机会。
7.Rachel :Do I sense a little bit of resentment?
我怎么感到了一丝幽怨?
(钱德勒发现美女只是把他当炮友,遭瑞秋嘲讽)
8.Chandler:You know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you’ll remember for the rest of your life?
你知道恋爱时总有一些瞬间会让你怀恋一辈子。