Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic
一些关于伊布拉西莫维奇的事实
- when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
当他十岁的时候，伊布决定独自生活。于是他的父母只好搬到另外一套房子里。
- Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
伊布破处比他父母还要早。
- one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
有天伊布在一台测谎仪上测试。那台机器坦白了一切。
- when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
伊布还小的时候，他的父母经常因为害怕躲到伊布床上睡。
- When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
当伊布去你家看你，你就是客人。
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
伊布父亲的名字是，初级体伊布
- one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
有天伊布闯了红灯，警察截停了他的车。伊布拘捕了警察。
- Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
伊布出生的时候帮助了助产的护士。
- Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
伊布从不撒谎。错的是真相。
- when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
当贝尔发明了电话的时候，他已经错过了好几通伊布打来的电话。
- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
氧气需要伊布才能存活。
- it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
伊布不可能遭受心脏病的攻击。没有什么会傻到敢攻击伊布。
- In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
伊布上学那会儿，学校的老师必须举手才能和伊布说话。
- one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
有次伊布连续两天没有上学。然后，这两天就被定为周六和周日。
- one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
有天伊布上学迟到了。其他所有的学生都因为提前到校受到了惩罚。
