中式英语来袭：
1，No zuo no die 不作不死
2，You can you up 你行你上 no can no BB 不行别瞎嚷嚷
3，Long time no see 好久不见
4，Give him some colour see see 给他点颜色看看
5，Good good study, day day up 好好学习天天向上
6，Open the door see mountain 开门见山
7，No three no four 不三不四
8，Surprise me 给我个惊喜
9，Heart have more but power not enough 心有余而力不足
10, See one time love 一见钟情
11, Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
12, go and look 走着瞧
13, You me you me 彼此彼此
14, We are brothers, who and who...我俩是兄弟 谁跟谁啊
15, You have two down son 你有两下子
16, Let the horse come on 放马过来
17, Give you face you don’t wanna face 给你脸你不要脸
18, Red face know me 红颜知己
19, Seven up eight down 七上八下
20, You give me stop 你给我站住
21, Know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之 不知为不知 …
22, Watch sister 表妹
23, Dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse’s sons can make hole！龙生龙 凤生凤 老鼠的孩子会打洞
24, No JJ book 别整没用的
25, Very not simple 很不简单
26, Big win 重大胜利
27, People mountain people sea 人山人海(被牛津词典收录)
28, Tire dogs 累成狗
29, No can do 办不成
30, No wind no waves 无风不起浪
31, One two three go 三思而后行
32, You di da di da me, I hua la hua la you 滴水之恩当涌泉相报
33, Half yes half no 半信半疑
34, One day's teacher, day day's father 一日之师 终身为父
35, God is girl 老天不公
36, Ya la so 青藏高原
37, Welcome to study, but no JJ book 欢迎来学习 但别整没用的
(JJ:唧唧歪歪，鸡毛蒜皮，急功近利都可以)
中式英语对联：
上联：Welcome to study
下联：But no JJ book
横批：Just do it
2025年的英语还是那个英语但长满的中国蘑菇，有些鲜美有的有毒，但无一例外都在疯狂生长。
