Always forgive your enemies; Nothing annoys them so much.
要原谅你的敌人，没有什么比这件事更让他们抓狂的了
对自己
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
爱自己是终身浪漫的开始
对金钱
When I was young，I used to think that money was the most important thing in life,now I am old,I know it is.
年轻时我觉得钱是最重要的，到老发现，的确如此
对借钱
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
借钱就向悲观主义者借，因为他们不会期待你还钱
对爱情和婚姻
What is the chief cause of divorce? Marriage.
什么是离婚的主要原因？结婚
When a love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love and wise already had one in reserve.
当爱情走到尽头，软弱者哭个不停，有效率的马上去寻找下一个目标，而聪明的早就预备了下一个
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
男人因疲倦而结婚，女人因好奇而结婚；最终他们都会失望
The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.
已婚者的快乐来自那些他没有娶的人
对未来
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
我们都生活在阴沟里，但仍有人仰望星空
