WOW, you look different today.

You mean more beautiful?

What's with all the makeup?

I felt like dressing up today.

Don't you like it?

Do you want me to be honest?

Of course, but I know you.

You are so old fashioned.

I just think you don't need so much makeup to look beautiful.

That lipstick is like a fire engine.

Well, not everyone agrees with you.

And I like looking different once in a while.

I'm glad I'm not a woman.

There are too many things to deal with.

Yes, you wouldn't be good at it.

You always wear the same old clothes, it's boring.

Maybe it's boring, but it's comfortable.

You're never going to find a new girlfriend if you don't change.

I'm not interested in woman anymore, you know that, there is nothing but trouble.

Am I trouble?

You and I are just opposites.

You are always doing something new, and I would rather just relax.

you sound like an old man.

You need to act younger.

You need to be more exciting.

And then what? find my soulmate?

Really, you sound so cynical.

Don't you believe in love?

Sure, in the movies maybe.

Love is an illusion.

It never last, and once it starts just difficult to break off.

Your problem is that you expect too much from love.

You are too romantic.

You need to be more practical.

I thought you were the romantic one.

I have a romantic side, yes, but I'm practical.

My man has got to be good looking, well dressed and hopefully rich.

Ah ha, then that lets me out.

Yes, you've got a lot to learn.

Now, where are we going for dinner?

Somewhere expensive?

OK, you've convinced me that your makeup isn't so bad.

But I think it's your turn to pay.

That's what you think.