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哟呵 孩子们 我回来啦
Hey, everybody, I'm home.

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买了礼物给你们哦
And I've got presents.

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万岁 真赞
Yes! Awesome.

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老爸回来啦
Hi, dad.

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爸爸 我们好想你哦
Daddy, we missed you.

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爱死你了 我的礼物
I love you, presents.

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我是说 好爱爸爸
I mean dad!

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好了 我在给一家叫做疯老锐的电器店做灭害工作
Okay, so I'm doing an extermination job over at Loony Larry's electronics.

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他那边什么白蚁老鼠啊之类的真是四害猖獗
He was infested with termites, rats and great deals!

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因为他是疯子嘛
Because he's loony!

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好了 这个给P.J.
Okay, for P.J.

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这个给Teddy.
For Teddy.

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智能手机耶 赞
Smart phones, awesome!

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太谢谢您了
Thank you so much.

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那我的智能手机在哪儿呢
Where's my smart phone?

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P.J正拿着呢 四年后可以传到你手里
P.J.'s holding it. You're gonna get it in about four years.

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不过我给你带了个遥控直升飞机模型呢
But for you I got a remote-control helicopter!

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真带劲
This is cool.

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我们可以一起把它组装起来
That we put together ourselves.

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那就算了
Ruined it.

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怎么啦
What?

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我觉得这是个可以父子同乐的好玩具啊
I thought this would be a fun father-son project.

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那敢情好 你不如去找你老爸一起玩去吧
Okay, why don't you put it together with your father

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到时候再找我好了
And give me a call.

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其实我还给Charlie准备了一个好东西
And I even got a little something for Charlie.

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我是快乐快乐的小马驹
I'm a happy happy horse

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快乐 快乐 快乐 小马驹
happy happy happy horse

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我是快乐快乐小马驹
I'm a happy happy horse

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快乐 快乐 快乐小马驹
happy happy happy horse

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我是快乐的小马驹
I'm a happy happy horse...

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很快就会变无聊的
That's gonna get old.

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我看已经让人受不了啦
I think it just did.

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生活搞得一团糟
Today's all burnt toast

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就要迟到 爸爸在叫
running late, and dad jokes

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我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到
Has anybody seen my left shoe

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我闭上双眼 咬口早餐
I close my eyes, take a bite

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跳上车子 放声大笑
Grab a ride, laugh out loud

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发现鞋子被扔在了屋顶上
There it is up on the roof

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我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过
I've been there, I've survived

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所以听取我的建议
So just take my advice

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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, baby,

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世界有很多疯狂无奈
Things are crazy

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可是我知道你会有美好未来
But I know your future is bright

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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, Baby

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不要怀疑
There is no maybe

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一切终会如你所愿
Eveything turns out all right

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生活有悲有喜
Sure life is up and down

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可是请相信我 坚持就有好结果
But trust me, it comes back all around

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你会喜欢将来的你
You're gonna love who you turn out to be

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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, Baby

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查莉成长日记 第一季第七集
Good Luck Charlie S01E07 Butt Dialing Duncans

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我爱死我的新手机啦
I love my new phone so much.

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看 可以上网 看视频 播放音乐
See, it surfs the web, it takes video, plays music.

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拥有它的陪伴 真是好幸福啊
We're just so happy together.

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我从我爸那儿得到的最后的一份礼物是一本书
Man, the last present my dad got for me was a book...

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书名是“学科学的乐趣” 猜得到不
Called "fun with science." and guess what?

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那书名就是个大谎言
The title was a lie.

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哦 你想不想来看看
Oh, hey, you want to check out

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那部新的吸血鬼电影《黄昏》的预告片
The trailer for the new vampire movie "Dusk"?

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哇 你知道我超爱那个
Oh, you know I do.

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那些吸血鬼们好迷人啊
Those vampires are so cute.

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那一定是不死之身产生的硬如岩石般的腹肌
There must be something about being undead that gives you rock-hard abs.

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哦 听着 我们得去抢看第一场
Oh, hey, we should go to the first show.

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时间是在
Which is...

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呀 是星期四晚的午夜
Oh, Thursday at midnight.

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我妈可不会让我在上学日里那么晚还出门
My mom would never let me out that late on a school night.

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跟我学吧 告诉你妈妈她有多么酷
Just do what I do... tell your mom how cool she is.

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之后你想干啥就能干啥了
Then you get whatever you want.

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那真的有效吗
That really works?

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你以为我是怎么把那件曲线毕露的皮裙穿在身上的
How do you think I got that leather skirt I can't sit down in?

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不知道哎 我觉得自己不怎么会说谎话
I don't know. I mean, I'm not a very good liar.

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你戴着那条围巾看起来棒极了
That scarf looks really great on you.

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可不是吗
Doesn't it?

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好吧 我一定能对付得来
Yeah, I could totally pull this off.

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我希望咱俩被分为实验课拍档 伙计
I hope we end up being lab partners, dude.

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我可不想
I don't.

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你说这话是什么意思
What's that supposed to mean?

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别逼着我说出来啊
Don't make me say it.

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哦 太好了 我和Walter同组
Oh, yes, I got Walter!

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真没天理
Oh, great.

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你得到了科学俱乐部的主席
You get the president of the science club,

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我却和这个蠢呆子Van Brundt绑在一块儿
And I'm stuck with this dumb Lug van Brundt.

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你刚才说什么
What did you just say?

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我是说
I said...

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我很高兴和Van Brundt友好拥抱一下
I'd... I'd love to give a hug to Van Brundt.

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不许过来
Don't!

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遵命
Okay...

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咱们是实验室搭档好兄弟啊
Lab partner buddy.

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拿着我的电话号码
My phone number.

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等你全部搞定了再打给我
Call me when it's done.

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明白了 大块头
You got it, big guy.

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不许叫我大块头
Don't call me big guy.

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很抱歉
Very sorry.

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嘿 好消息 我们是搭档
Hey, great news... we're partners.

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是哦 我们不需要一起合作
Yeah, there's no need for us to get together.

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我会自己独立完成并把咱们两个人的名字写在上面的
I'll do the project and put both of our names on it.

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天哪 我爱死你了 老兄
Oh, I love you, man!

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嘿 妈妈 您在做什么
Hey, whatcha doing, mom?

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喔 就是检查一下调料 要把过期的扔掉
Oh, just going through the spices, tossing out the old ones.

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哇 真酷
Oh, that is so cool.

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这也算酷啊
It is?

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也许只是因为是您做的方式 才显得特别酷
Well, maybe it's just the way you do it.

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那确实 我排了一个体系
Well, I do have a system.

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是按字母表排序的
It's alphabetical.

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你看 香菜之后是小豆蔻 接着就是肉桂
Okay, cardamom comes before cinnamon which comes before coriander.

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哇 我真想一整天都听你聊调料
Whoa, I could listen to you talk about spices all day.

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-接下来就是小茴香 -好吧
-Then we go onto dill... - Okay.

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接着一下子就跳到大茴香
Then it kind of jumps around to fennel.

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但是我们不如来聊聊衣服吧
But instead, how about we talk about clothes?

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比如您正穿着的那件光彩照人的上衣
Like that awesome new top you're wearing.

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你喜欢这件吗 宝贝儿 我穿了好久了
You like this? Honey, I've had it forever.

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我特别喜欢你肩上那块污渍的颜色呢
And I especially love that splash of color on your shoulder.

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啥 哦那个啊
What, that?

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我估计这是Charlie吐的口水
I think that's Charlie's puke.

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我们聊聊你的鞋子好了
Let's talk about your shoes.

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喂 哦 是Ivy啊
Hello? Oh, hey, Ivy.

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你要我现在过去
You want me to come over?

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不好意思哦 我想陪我妈聊天
Oh no, sorry. I'd rather hang out with my mom.

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好的 下次再聊 再见
Okay, talk to you later. Bye.

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你病了吗 是不是也要向我吐口水啊
Are you sick? Are you gonna puke on me too?

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不是啦 为什么这么想
No, why?

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你情愿陪我也不去见Ivy
You'd rather hang out with me than Ivy?

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妈妈 肉桂能排在香菜前面吗
Mom, does cinnamon come before coriander?

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这真是你对我说过的最贴心的话
That is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me.

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真是妈妈的小棉袄
My little wooskie.

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我是快乐快乐的小马驹
I'm a happy happy horse

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快乐 快乐 快乐小马驹
happy happy happy horse

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快乐 快乐 快乐小马驹
happy happy happy horse...

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看来快乐小马驹需要换一下新电池了
Yeah, sounds like happy horse needs some new batteries.

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别 这蠢歌一直在我脑子里挥之不去
No! I can't get that stupid song out of my head.

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好了 好了 要不这样吧
All right, all right. You know what?

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我们来装这个直升机
Let's build us a helicopter.

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乐趣就从使用说明书开始
And the fun begins with the instruction manual.

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老爸 真的非得这样子啊
Dad, do we have to?

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是的 必须的 还有你知道不
Yes, we have to. Oh! You know what?

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看来我们先得看这本“装前须知”的手册
We should start with the "before you begin" pamphlet.

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哟 这儿还有个DVD呢 我们也要看一下
Oh, and there's a DVD! Which we will watch

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就排在手册和说明书之后吧
After the pamphlet and the instruction manual.

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老爸 这得花多久啊
Dad, how long is this gonna take?

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哦 不会太长的 哟 快看这个
Oh, not long. Oh, hey, look at this!

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哇喔 还有一张“在看DVD前”要注意的卡片
Oooh, a "before you watch the DVD" card.

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还有什么事能比
If there's anything better

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和我的BMF一起敷自制面膜更快乐吗
Than a homemade facial with my "bmf,"

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我没听说过有更好的事了
I haven't heard of it.

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-BMF是什么 -永远最棒的妈妈

• B.M.F.? - Best mom forever.

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哦糟糕 我应该笑的 可是我的脸膜会裂开
Oh my gosh! I would be smiling, but my face is going to crack.

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你们干啥呢
What's going on?

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就是俩闺蜜的独处时光啦
Oh, just a couple girlfriends hanging out.

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啥 Ivy也在吗
What, is Ivy here?

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才怪 我说的是我跟妈妈啦
No, I'm talking about me and mom.

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我俩一整个下午都在一起度过
We've been hanging out all afternoon.

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我们去了商场 去购物
We went to the mall. We went shopping.

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还做了些不能告诉你的事
Then we did some other stuff I can't tell you about.

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好吧 随便 我又没问
Yeah, well, I didn't ask.

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很好 因为我们才不会告诉你呢
That's good 'cause we're not gonna tell you.

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好的 我就去别的房间呆着吧
Yeah, I'm gonna be in the other room.

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哦 老爸 其实我倒是要跟你讲件事
Oh, dad, I actually need to ask you guys about something.

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这个礼拜四我和Ivy可以去看个午夜场电影吗
Is it okay if Ivy and I go to a midnight movie on Thursday?

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星期四吗 那不行 第二天要上学的
Thursday? No way, it's a school night.

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Bob 亲爱的 你是根本不明白吧
Bob, honey, you don't understand, okay?

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这可不是部普通的电影 这可是《黄昏》啊
This isn't just any movie. This is "Dusk."

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-那是啥玩意 -你火星来的啊

• What's that? - Hello!

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那个有名的吸血鬼电影呀
The movie about the vampires.

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《黎明》的前传
The prequel to "Dawn."

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真逊
So lame!

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好吧 随便了 你要想让她去就让她去呗
All right, you know what? You wanna let her go, let her go.

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-太好了 谢谢您 爸爸 谢谢你 好闺蜜 -好Teddy

• Okay! Thank you, daddy. Thank you, girlfriend. - Teddy.

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打给我哦
Call me!

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你头发上是什么东西
What's that in your hair?

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那是小发钻 学着点儿吧 老爷子
It's called glitter. Get with it, grandpa.

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Emmett别烦了 谢谢你
Emmett! Thank you.

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真不敢相信我得自己一个人做完整个化学实验项目
I can't believe I have to do this whole chemistry project by myself.

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都怪这蠢蛋Van Brundt
Stupid Van Brundt!

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喂 别叫他蠢蛋啊
Hey, don't call him stupid.

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那是对所有蠢蛋的侮辱
That's an insult to stupid people everywhere.

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那白痴甚至连数到十都不会
That idiot can't even count to 10,

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赶巧这也正是他要一直呆在高中里的年数
Which, coincidentally, is the number of years he's going to be in high school.

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看来我手机响了
Guess that's my phone.

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呀 真古怪 看起来我好像是正在通话中
Oh, that's weird. It says I have a call in progress.

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你可能正好坐在上面不小心按到谁的号码了
You probably sat on it and butt-dialed someone.

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喂 没人说话啊
Hello? Nobody there.

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一定是转到语音留言箱了
Must have gotten voicemail.

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你拨给谁了
Who'd you dial?

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是Van Brundt 天呐 是Van Brundt
Van Brundt. Van Brundt!

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他肯定能听到我们刚才说他的所有坏话了
He's gonna hear everything we just said about him!

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你是说是你自己说的所有坏话吧
You mean he's going to hear everything you just said about him.

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咱俩都说了他坏话的 Emmett
We were both talking about him, Emmett.

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别再提我的名字啦
Stop saying my name!

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• 快把电话挂了 - 好的
• And hang up the phone! - Yes!

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• 好啊 - 好啊
• Hey! - Hey.

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我那邪恶计划有效没 你有没有给你妈妈灌黄汤
So did my evil plan work? Did you butter up your mom?

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我给她灌了一堆就像看午夜场里爆米花的黄油那么多
Like popcorn at a midnight movie!

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那是什么声音
What was that?

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只是我的电话响 它经常发出这种古怪的声音
Oh, it's just my phone. It's always making weird noises.

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你是怎么办到的
So how'd you do it?

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那还真是痛苦不堪
Oh, it was so painful.

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我不得不浪费一整天陪她 还假装她有多酷
<i>I had to spend the whole day with her pretending she was cool.</i>

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真是我这辈子最长的一天
<i>Longest day of my life.</i>

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不过总算都值得啦
But it was all worth it

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因为我们终于可以去看《黄昏》啦
Because we're going to see "Dusk"!

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当太阳下山 他露出了尖牙
"When the sun goes down, his fangs come out."

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脱去上衣秀出好身材
And his shirt comes off!

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Teddy耍了个坏招骗我
It was all just a big trick so

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就是为了得到允许去看吸血鬼电影
Teddy could get permission to see that vampire movie.

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老公 她觉得我很土 就像我以前看我妈的眼光一样
Bob, she thinks I'm just as uncool as I thought my mom was.

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真是土包子的恶性大循环
It's the great uncool circle of life.

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好了 亲爱的 我觉得你很酷啊 但愿能让你好受些
Well, honey, if it helps, I think you're cool.

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一点都没有好受
It doesn't.

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好吧 那我们要怎么惩罚她
All right, so what's the punishment going to be?

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禁止看电影 一周禁闭
No movie, grounded for a week?

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罚的太轻了
Too easy.

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老妈要发飙了
Mama's going to get even.

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你知道不 每次你一说“老妈”
You know nothing good ever happens

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肯定就没好事发生
When you start calling yourself "mama."

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老妈我才不在乎呢
Mama doesn't care.

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他在那儿
There he is.

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我看我们只能硬着头皮进去面对了
Guess we should just go in there and get it over with.

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老兄 我可讨厌打架了
Man, I hate getting beat up.

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难道你以前打过架吗
You've been beat up before?

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是没有 不过没吃过猪肉总看过猪跑
No, but I've heard bad things.

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喂 Duncan 给我滚进来
Hey, duncan, get in here!

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我们的课题你完成的怎么样了
How are you doing on our project?

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还行吧
Okay.

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你就只想说这个吗
That's all you wanted to talk about?

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哦 不好意思
Oh, I'm sorry.

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我很欣赏你的新发型
I love what you've done with your hair.

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那啥 最近没听到什么有趣的电话留言吗
So... Heard any interesting phone messages lately?

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没有 Jeter老师抓到我在上课时发短信 没收了我的手机
No, mrs. Jeter caught me texting in class and took my phone away.

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-好险 -什么啊

• Ohh. - What?!

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这 这可真糟糕 是不是特别恨别人把你的手机拿走啊
That... that's terrible. Don't you hate it when people just take your phone

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还把它放在 话说是放哪儿了来着
And put it... where exactly?

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在她办公桌里 我放学后才能拿回来
It's in her desk. I'm getting it back at the end of the day.

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闲聊结束了
I'm tired of talking!

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• 我回来啦 - 回来啦
• Hey. - Hey.

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今天怎么放学回家这么早
Aren't you home from school a little early?

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我们不是等着放飞那直升机嘛
We've got a helicopter to fly.

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我只翘了一堂体育课
And I'm only missing P.E.

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其实还有语文和数学
And English and math.

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让我们把这只鸟儿放飞天空吧
All right, let's get this bird in the air.

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• 哇 - 你怎么做到的
• Whoa! - How'd you do that?

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• 我也不知道啊 - 莫非是声控的
• I don't know. - Is it voice-activated?

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试试 停下
Uh... Stop.

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下降
Down!

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• 别过来 - 哇呀
• No. - Whoa!

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你一定是哪里装错了
You must have put it together wrong.

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不 不 那不可能 我每一步都按照说明书弄的
No no, that's impossible. I followed all the instructions.

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• 遥控器在哪儿 - 天知道
• Where's the remote? - I don't know!

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天啊 爹啊 快做点什么
Oh, dad, do something!

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我要 我看我只能赶紧跑了
I am... I'm making a run for it!

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很好 四下无人 我们去吧
Okay, the coast is clear. Let's go.

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跑进去拿了电话赶紧闪
Just get the phone and get out of here.

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好了 我拿到了 咱们快走
Okay, I got it. Let's go.

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哎呀老天
<i>Oh, jeez!</i>

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• 给你拿着 -你发啥神经
• Here you go. - What do you mean!?

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我不知道该怎么办啊 快把它藏起来
I don't know what to do. Put it away.

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• 你得改改你的态度 小子 - 知道了 老师
• That attitude better change, buddy. - Yes, ma'am.

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你俩小伙子在这干什么呢
What are you boys doing in here?

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我们有个化学问题要提问
We had a chemistry question.

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• 什么问题 - 呃 那个
• Which is? - Ahem...

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我们搞不清啊
We were wondering...

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硼到底是由什么成分组成的
What's boron made of.

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就是硼
Boron.

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就跟你说过吧
Told ya!

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好吧 我认错就是
Well, I stand corrected.

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我现在可以拿回手机了吗
Can I have my phone now?

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拿去吧
Here you go.

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等一下 我自己的手机去哪了
Wait a minute... where's my phone?

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George 我能借你的手机很快打个电话吗
George, can I make a quick call on your phone?

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拜托啦
Please?

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谢谢
Thank you.

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• 哎呀呀 - 你有什么毛病啊
• Whoops. - What's wrong with you?

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我猜我现在就是那个“硼”了
I guess I'm the "boron" now.

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• 你欠我一个手机 - 很荣幸啊
• You owe me a phone! - Gladly.

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• 好了 P.J. 我们走吧 -等等
• Okay, P.J., let's go. - Wait.

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那不是我的手机在你裤子里响吗
Is that my phone ringing in your pants?

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喂
Hello?

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稍候 找你的
Hold on. It's for you.

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不敢相信我们真的来了 像做梦一样
I can't believe we're here! This is like a dream.

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一个我们和帅哥们调情的梦啊
A dream where we get to flirt with cute guys,

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专门来看帅哥演的电影
Watch a movie about cute guys

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邻座也都坐的是帅哥
While sitting next to cute guys.

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午夜场《黄昏》的票已经售罄
The midnight showing of "Dusk" is sold out.

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不是吧
Oh no.

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• 怎么了 -快看
• What? - Look!

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• 好哇 闺蜜们 -嘿嘿
• Hey, girlfriend! - Hey hey.

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你们来这儿干什么
What are you doing here?

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我来这做什么 当然是来找我的BFD一起玩啊
What am I doing? I'm hanging out with my "BFD,"

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我最好的闺女小朋友 对吧
My best friend daughter. Right?

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因为这不就是所有的酷妈妈会做的事嘛 对不对 Mary Lou
'cause that's what all the cool moms do, right, Mary Lou?

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一整晚都在一起耶
All night long!

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喔 Ivy 那个不就是你觉得特别帅的那个Randall小子么
Whoo, Ivy! Isn't that Randall, the boy you think is soooo cute?

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• 妈 轻点轻点 - 嘿 Randall
• Mom, keep your voice down. - Hey, Randall,

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我女儿Ivy在这边
<i>This is my daughter Ivy.</i>

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她单身 而且热爱交往
She's single and loves to mingle.

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Mary Lou
Mary Lou!

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你真傻 Randall听不见你的啦
You're so cute. Randall can't hear you.

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哟喂 父老乡亲们 我是Amy Duncan Teddy的老妈
Hey, everybody! I'm Amy Duncan, Teddy duncan's mom.

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而老娘就是Mary Lou Wentz 这是我女儿Ivy
And I'm Mary Lou Wentz and this is my daughter Ivy.

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我们就是最酷妈咪 对吧 Teddy
We're the cool moms. Right, Teddy?

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跳起来吧 Mary Lou
Hit it, Mary Lou.

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• 惨不忍睹 - 还是别看的好
• I can't look. - Oh, good choice.

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因为她们现在正跟接待小子在撞屁股呢
Because right now they're doing the Usher bump.

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你整个回家路上都没说一个字
Okay, you did not say a word the entire ride home.

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说出来吧
Out with it.

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今晚你让我大大的丢脸了啊
You totally embarrassed me tonight.

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答对了 这就是我的目的
Yeah, that was kind of the idea.

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瞧我的道行
Look at me.

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为啥啊 我哪里惹到你了
Why? What did I ever do to you?

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你骗了我 Teddy 你从来不觉得我很酷
You played me, Teddy. You don't think I'm cool at all.

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为什 你为什么要这么想
Why... why would you think that?

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因为我听见你说啦
Because I heard you say it.

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• 在你不小心用屁股给我拨号时 - 我
• When you butt-dialed me. - I...

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哎呀
Oh!

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就是“哎呀”啰
Yeah, "oh".

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我不知该说什么好 妈妈
I don't know what to say, mom.

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对不起
I'm sorry.

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这才刚开头呢
That's a start.

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我真的不该那么做的 我觉得很不好受
I should have never done that. I feel awful.

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现在我觉得好多了
Now I'm feeling better.

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好吧能不能帮我个忙 以后
Well, do me a favor. In the future

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我要是再做什么傻事
When I do something stupid,

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你能不能就像普通妈妈一样关我禁闭就好
Could you just ground me like a normal mom?

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噢哟 Teddy
Oh, Teddy.

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我想我们早就清楚了 我从来都不是个普通妈妈
I think we've established I'll never be a normal mom.

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Van Brundt 嘿 你好吗
Van Brundt. Hey, what's up?

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• 买了个新手机 - 哦 好的 我该付你多少钱
• Got a new phone. - Oh, right, how much do I owe you?

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你们知不知道拿到新手机后是可以检查语音信箱的旧留言的
Do you know when you get a new phone you can check your old messages?

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呃 那听上去可不是好事
Well, that doesn't sound right.

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我听到你们说我的坏话了 全都听完了
I heard what you said about me. All of it!

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得 你准备拿我们怎么办
Okay, what are you going to do to us?

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我让你们自己选
I'm going to let you choose.

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• 给你们列了张单子 -哇塞
• I made a list. - Wow.

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你对当恶霸还真有一套学问啊
You're pretty organized for a bully.

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我不是有意要纠正你 不过gouge(挖)这个词里没有J字母
I don't mean to correct you, but there's no "j" in gouge.

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我们就要第五个吧 至少这个不会痛
Let's go with number five. At least it's not painful.

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• 来两份五号套餐 - 谢谢
• Two number fives, please. - Thank you.

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我们错拨了Van Brundt的号码
We butt-dialed van Brundt.

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我没说停下
I didn't say stop.

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好啦 直升机 现在是你的告别演出
Okay, whirlybird, this is your final mission.

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把快乐小马驹拖得越远越好
Take happy happy horse far far away.

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发动准备 三 二 一
Launch... three, two, one.

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干的不错
<i>Yeah, it's going good.</i>

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别 别 不要啊 直升机
No no. No, whirlybird.

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小心电线 不要啊
Look out for the power line, no!

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我是快乐快乐小马驹
I'm a happy happy horse

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快乐 快乐 快乐小马驹
happy happy happy horse

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我是快乐 快乐小马驹
I'm a happy happy horse

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快乐 快乐 快乐小马驹
happy happy happy horse

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我是快乐 快乐小马驹
I'm a happy happy horse...

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快乐 快乐 快乐小马驹
happy happy happy horse

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我是快乐 快乐小马驹
I'm a happy happy horse

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快乐 快乐 快乐的小马驹
happy happy happy horse.

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嘿 小Charlie 那今天呢
Hey, Charlie, so...

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我有个小小的忠告要告诉你
I have a little advice for you.

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如果你以后想愚弄父母的话
If you ever want to fool a parent,

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想让他们认为自己很酷 最好是找老爸去骗
And make them think they're cool, dad is definitely the way to go.

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只要问问他的工作假装你很感兴趣就好
Just ask him about his job and pretend you're interested.

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我听见了 你被关禁闭了
<i>Heard that. You're grounded.</i>

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天啊 宝宝监控器在这儿
Baby monitor!

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天杀的傻科技
Stupid technology.

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还是听得见哦
<i>Heard that too.</i>

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是哦 我真不能想象
Yeah, I can't even imagine

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当你长大到少年时 人家还能发明出什么小玩意儿来 所以呢
What kind of gadgets they'll have when you're a teenager, so...

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祝你好运啰 Charlie
<i>Good luck, Charlie.</i>

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嘿 宝贝儿 给你 小心烫
Hey, honey. Here we go. Careful it's hot.

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我有个小问题要问你
I had a little quick question to ask you.

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当然可以了 妈妈 什么事啊
Sure, mom, what's up?

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好吧 我要你老实告诉我
Okay, I want you just to be totally honest with me.

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我是不是比Ivy她妈要酷啊
I am cooler than Mary Lou Wentz, right?

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当然啦 妈妈
Of course you are, mom.

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好了 现在告诉我实话 我是不是比Amy Duncan更酷啊
Now tell me the truth. I am cooler than Amy Duncan, right?

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绝对的
Definitely.

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嘿 甜心
<i>Hey, sweetheart.</i>

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是的 我正在跟你说话呢
<i>Yeah, I'm talking to you.</i>

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听着 你那哥哥是个麻烦
<i>Listen, we got a problem with your brother.</i>

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不是这个 是你的小哥哥
<i>Not him, the little one</i>

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有张大嘴巴的那个
<i>with the big mouth.</i>

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• 你在跟小Charlie说话吗 - 啥
• You just talking with Charlie? - What?

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没事了
Never mind.

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话说那臭小子竟然打算把我扔了
<i>Anyway, that little stinker was trying to get rid of me.</i>

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我说咱们先把他解决了再说
<i>I say we get rid of him.</i>

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因为那样做才会使我变成
<i>'cause that would make me...</i>

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快乐 快乐小马驹
a happy happy horse

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快乐 快乐 快乐小马驹
happy happy happy horse.

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这笨马
Stupid horse.

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给我小心点 小子
<i>Watch your back, kid.</i>

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我是快乐 快乐小马驹
I'm a happy happy horse

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快乐 快乐 快乐小马驹
happy happy happy horse.