只选取生活化的台词
bg:
have always loved the trains
Mam:
Dinner is ready
bg:
I don’t care how Dimwitted you are
Missy:
If you don’t get in here I’m gonna Lick your toothbrush
Dad:
What the hell are you doing out there
Sheldon:
How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister
Mam:
That can still be arranged
Mam:
Let him be
Sheldon:
Do you wash your hands before dinner
George:
How come we ain’t got no tater tots
Id take tater tots over mashed potatoes any day
Mam:
Just eat what I made you
George:
Can we at least have tater tots tomorrow
Mam:
Everybody excited to start school Monday
Freshman year that’s a big deal
Missy:
All I know it’s he’s not in the-same grade as me anymore
i’m thrilled
You’re gonna get your ass kicked in high school
Sheldon:
I’m not going to be assaulted
High school is a heaven for higher learning
Mam:
Speaking of God Who is going to church with me tomorrow
Dad:
I’m meeting with the other coaches
can’t meet after church
George:
I got to study my playbook
Sheldon:
I‘ll go with you mom
Missy:
Why are you going, you don’t believe in God
Mam:
Don’t you throw something at the dinner table
you knock that off
--Church
Sheldon:
Do you have evil thoughts
I just don’t think this part applies to me
Missy:
I’m having one right now
When we get home I’m gonna kick your little balls
Sheldon:
When should I be expecting my testicles
stranger:
What is wrong with him
Mam:
Now turn around before I knock your lights out
--Home
Mam:
And For the record
It’s your last day of summer
Sheldon:
But I have to learn the student handbook
Mam:
Look what a beautiful day it is
bg:
If only life were that simple
bill:
I heard you are going to high school tomorrow
Sheldon:
You have to find someone else to torment on the playground
bill:
Hey doofus
What time are you supposed to do
Mam:
his feet are brewing
Dad:
Why Can’t he wear George’s old shoes
Mam:
Will you please cut your voice down
Missy:
They are fighting about you again
Dad:
We damn well better cut back somewhere
Sheldon:
it’s a common argument in marriages
Mam:
Lights out big day tomorrow
Sheldon:
Do we have Financial problems
Mam:
Don’t you worry about that
Missy:
She just said that to make you feel better
Missy:
Sheldon can’t find his bow tie
Mam:
Really I laid it out for him
We’ll see about that
George:
Stay out of my room
Missy:
You are not having a good day
Mam:
Why would you do that
- Car
Sheldon:
Would you like to Play a driving game
Mam:
Not really I always lose
Sheldon:
That’s why it’s fun
Mam:
Why don’t we just talk
Look after my son,Don’t let him get stuffed the gym bag
-School
Sheldon:
That boy has an exposed tattoo
I wonder if he knows that’s in violation of the dress code
Mam:
Speaking of which
How about we lose the bow tie
Look around, none of the other kids are wearing one
Sheldon:
Perhaps I will start a fad
Mam:
You take it off
This week and I’ll take you to RadioShack
You doing OK
Sheldon:
They must have Done a through cleaning recently
Mam:
Remember if anybody bothers you What do you say
Sheldon:
That was revolting
Mam:
Do you want me to go in with you
you have a good day
I will pick you up after school
The same door we came in
Sheldon:
Are you crying or having an allergy attack
It’s probably ammonia
Let the learning begin
teacher:
I’ll be seeing some of you in my English class
Just to give you a Little history
I taught some of your old brothers and sisters
Not much I haven’t seen until today
I’m sure you’re well aware We have a student With us,Who despite his young age
And I expect y’all to make him feel welcome
Sheldon:
This boy's hair is too long
teacher:
I will take that into account
We have a few minutes before first period
I need to y’ fill out these forms
Sheldon:
You have a bit of a mustache
teacher:
This is a stupid idea
This boy does not belong in our School
principle:
Come on Vicky it’s just the first day
Why don’t we all take a deep breath here
teacher:
the hell with that
Five minutes into my class he questioned my credentials
principle:
It wouldn’t kill you to shower A little more often
George，you want to weigh in here
teacher:
He offered to be my leader
principle:
George you got any thoughts here
Mam:
It’s simple we don’t have a choice
principle:
Well,you give it a shot
Mam:
He’s got to stay here
We can’t afford private school
I sure can’t homeschool him
All I care about is that My son gets the education hey deserves
So you all are gonna have to figure this out
principle:
Coach can you help me out here please
Dad:
I’d rather not
George:
What do you think it's going on
You got called to the principal’s office
That wasn’t so great
I can’t be in the same school as him
Dad:
Well I don’t see what choice you have
Right ever since he could talk I quit having any choices
Dad:
I know it’s hard
George:
What about as my dad
Dad:
Your dad is having a bad day
Listen to your coach
Missy:
This is going to be a really boring episode
Sheldon:
Cause we don’t learning anything watching ducktails
Missy:
It’s TV we aren’t supposed to learn
Why don’t you go somewhere else and I can watch
Tv:
It’s time for Science
Dad:
You’re not gonna to make it in the school
If you keep ratting people out
Sheldon:
But they are Broking the grooming codes
That’s terrible
Dad:
Let me tell you little story
Sheldon:
I tend to wonder about the bigger questions it’s kind of complicated
Dad:
Mind your own business
Sheldon:
Are you sad that you got fired
bg:
That was the first time I held my father’s hand
You know what I find comforting
In the world filled with uncertainty
This place will be here forever
