我也不知道有些男的，五官长得那么好看，为什么竟然一点都没有想过拥抱爱情。《亲爱的热爱的》那部电视剧我没有看，但是我看已经频繁的上热搜了。今天我们聊一聊男生们是怎么直的吧。

I

don't know some men, the five senses look so good, why didn't they even

think about embracing love? I didn't watch the TV series "Dear

Devotion", but I have seen it frequently searched. Today we talked about

how straight the boys are.

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他是一个96年的小鲜肉，是那种从来都没有谈过恋爱也没有跟任何女生有过任何恋爱关系的90后。他说他在学校时候他喜欢了一个女神，女神并不是很好看的那种类型但是他却情有独钟，为了得到女神的欢喜，他不断的想办法接近女生想要去讨好她但是又很害怕女神厌烦。他会担心他喜欢的女神万一哪天不小心跟了别人了。男生算是一个穷小子类型，但是为了女神也算是用尽了一切资源给女神买很多礼物，对就是你情人节第二天在某平台二手货里卖出的那种舔狗送的礼物不喜欢就卖出的那些乱七八糟的东西。男生想办法尽量满足女神的各种小愿望发红包呀送礼物呀就害怕女神嫌弃他没钱。男生说他自己其实是挺内向又传统的类型，但是为了女神硬是整日安排那些腻歪的小情话甚至跟着学打牌打麻将跟着女神玩游戏帮女神买装备之类的。男生说那段暧昧的时间里每天都要自己早起把提前编辑好的信息早安内容都想要第一个发给女神。一直到后来男生发现女神有了男朋友才明白自己原来是名副其实的舔狗党而已就开始讨厌女生了。

He

is a 96-year-old small meat, the kind that has never talked about love

and has not had any relationship with any girl. He said that he liked a

goddess when he was at school. The goddess is not a very good type, but

he has a soft spot. In order to get the joy of the goddess, he

constantly tries to approach the girl who wants to please her but is

very Fear of the goddess bored. He would worry that the goddess he liked

would accidentally follow someone else. The boy is a poor boy type, but

for the goddess, I have exhausted all the resources to buy a lot of

gifts for the goddess. It’s the kind of gift that the dog sells on the

second-hand of the second day of Valentine’s Day. The messy things that

are sold. Boys think of ways to meet the goddess' various small wishes,

send red envelopes, give gifts, and fear that the goddess dislikes him

and has no money. The boy said that he is actually a very introverted

and traditional type, but for the goddess, it is hard to arrange those

little love words all day long and even follow the learning card to play

mahjong and play the game with the goddess to help the goddess buy

equipment and the like. The boys said that they had to get up early in

the day to get the information edited in advance. Good morning content

would be the first to be sent to the goddess. It was only after the boys

discovered that the goddess had a boyfriend to understand that he was a

veritable hyena party and began to hate girls.

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有一次男生看了女神的微博里面是女神跟她男友的暧昧信息截图，但是另他感到恶心的是为什么她男友说的话跟他当初对她说的一样的但是怎么跟他时候就无聊尴尬。后来男生明白了，他自己得不到女神的欢喜并不是因为他不优秀，而仅仅只是因为对方不喜欢他而已。但是他明白，如果同样遇上一个不喜欢自己的但是自己又超级喜欢的女生，他肯定就注定要输了。后来，他又遇到了一个女生是在18年9月时候，算是校友。经常一起跑步，同学告诉他说另一个女生对他有点意思都每次想要跟他一起问他什么意见好心提醒他。但是两个人尝试了约了图书馆请妹子去奶茶店喝茶，那个女生拒绝了。拒绝他之后又单独跟男生约改日的时间。结果就是男生第二次去赴约又得知女生临时有事又放鸽子了。男生尝试了第三次约女生看场电影又不巧遭到了拒绝。最后一次他想买点零食送去女生宿舍结果女生说有事，他不太死心那种又说要等她，最后凌晨一点女生发消息说今晚不回学校。这时候他又明白舔狗是他的本质，被绿也很正常。

Once

the boy saw the goddess's microblog, it was a screenshot of the goddess

and her boyfriend's embarrassing information, but what he felt

disgusting was why her boyfriend said the same thing as he had said to

her, but how to be bored with him. Later, the boy understood that he

could not get the joy of the goddess himself because he was not good,

but only because the other party did not like him. But he understands

that if he also meets a girl who doesn't like himself but he likes it,

he is definitely destined to lose. Later, he met a girl who was an

alumnus in September 18th. I often run together, and the classmates tell

him that another girl is a little bit interested in him. Every time I

want to ask him with him, I would like to remind him. But two people

tried to ask the girl to go to the tea shop to drink tea, and the girl

refused. After rejecting him, he and his boys were asked to change the

time of the day. The result was that the boys went to the appointment

for the second time and learned that the girls had something to do with

the pigeons. The boys tried the third time to watch the girls watching

the movie and they were unfortunately rejected. The last time he wanted

to buy some snacks and sent them to the girls' dormitory. The girl said

something was wrong. He didn't give up and said that he had to wait for

her. Finally, the girl said in the early morning that she would not

return to school tonight. At this time he understood that the hyena was

his essence, and it was normal to be green.

男生后来其实也明白自己才23岁家境一般身高180长相又算是普通类型主要还是钢铁直男也不太懂的讨女生喜欢，男生以前还暗暗发誓一定要追一个超级好看的女孩子。现在想想都觉得可笑。他很理解拜金的女生只是希望不要去伤害到别人。平常不喜欢泡吧，后来被一个女生约去了酒吧慢慢发展成了男女朋友。但是后来女生去了别的城市工作就异地恋了，感觉到女生并不很依赖他，他就又放弃了爱情。他曾经还攒了两个月的薪水坐着飞机越过了一万两千里去看她。

After the boy actually understood that he was only 23 years old, his family was generally tall and tall, and he was a normal type. It was mainly a steel straight man who didn’t quite understand it. The boys had secretly vowed to chase a super nice girl. It’s ridiculous to think about it now. He understands that the girls who worship the gold just hope not to hurt others. I usually don't like clubbing, but I was slowly moved into a bar by a girl. But then the girl went to work in another city and fell in love. I felt that the girl did not rely on him very much, and he gave up the love again.He used to pay two months' salary and sat over the plane for more than a thousand miles to see her.

这个男生不想要爱情主要是他觉得他无法确定对方是否真心喜欢他。不小心又会被人误认为自己是个高冷的渣男。但是他也是希望自己能够拥有甜甜的爱情，但是又无法接受最后被绿分手又无法接受背叛。现在的他很轻松，还可以像以前一样五点起床跑步不再需要叫谁起床，玩游戏也不必担心谁会发信息给他，只想好好努力学习，为自己博一个未来。

The

boy does not want love mainly because he feels that he is not sure

whether the other person really likes him. If you are not careful, you

will be mistaken for yourself as a cold slag man. But he also hopes that

he can have a sweet love, but he can't accept that he was finally

broken up by green and could not accept betrayal. Now he is very

relaxed, he can get up at five o'clock as before, no longer need to call

someone to get up, play games, don't worry about who will send

information to him, just want to study hard and make a future for

himself.