<p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/c8c4bf9faff1e5f35152fa66b9948c26" style="white-space: pre-wrap;" /></span></strong></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">给朕来人呐！</span></strong></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">把端午给朕拉出去斩了。</span></strong><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">群臣：zha</span>~~~</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/f688a84aec76471b9a5d9edfb81100f1" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">给朕下旨，命我朝最威武雄壮的</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">刽子手来弄死丫！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/098576230320f01886d20e4174869947" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">就在大刀落下的那一刻，</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">从远处传来了一个声音。</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/ea533d81fad6aa0adc54b4e727985d0c" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">在那一秒种，朕的大脑在快速的转动，</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">这</span>b<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">是谁？这</span>b<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">是谁？这</span>b<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">是谁？</span><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><img width="auto" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/8a85ccd9341373c86af8d4ba03ea0aa7" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">居然敢忤逆朕！！！<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">给朕拿下这厮一起斩了。</span><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="auto" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/fac779b8a874d3c9471ce71346b26bcf" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">一位太监急忙告诉朕：这位壮士是大内第一高手，屡立战功，能以一敌万。并且近期已修炼成仙人模式还自带霸气。</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="auto" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/fcbb2e740d4830d2877d0cef1f3eb326" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">这位壮士，看你肤白貌美、气质非凡、英俊潇洒小桥流水人家，还染了一脸白发，想必是潮中之人！不知为何与身为一潮之君的朕作对？</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="auto" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/648794059316b5c7e51d820be540bfe8" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">洒家这次前来不是跟你比潮的，洒家是代表黎民百姓将端午救走的。端午是属于百姓的，你斩了他便斩了与百姓之间的羁绊。想当初东边的高丽族因为想将端午据为己有，我便过去灭了他们。<br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/d23701ce2a8ba9d224a0f1b30ca08580" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important; height: auto;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">如今你下令斩端午，若不念你是潮中之王，洒家早就捏了你。</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="auto" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/1c98369aa43b7cd866a1b15f376e3e9d" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">对了，洒家约了下午</span>2<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">点的毛发护理，不与你废话，端午我带走了。</span></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/992d2655d5af901d4392b47de4ad29ae" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important; height: auto;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">是朕输了，是朕怕死了。但是你知道为什么朕想斩了端午嘛！朕恨啊！朕恨啊！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/92b5fd90818c5f9dd51c5c69b5c0cc76" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">因为朕的生辰与端午同天啊！啊！啊！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/2c8a7a50215d7767fcce83df3171813b" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">而且朕的子民都不爱朕啊！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">给端午庆祝的子民是这样的。</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/4ef720af85ccf248458b4f002543e44f" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">给朕庆祝的子民是这样的。</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/fdb21eaba484ec3de359e1211a9d5552" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">你让朕怎么办！你让朕怎么办！！！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/b099af0d4f99721941d03482577c90b7" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">曾几何时，朕以为得了天下便没了烦恼。<br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="auto" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/171d518ac22c3c8c676a37f040802fb3" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: left; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">但是偏偏跑出个端午跟朕抢风头！果然还是朕太年轻了。苍天啊！大地啊！为何子民都记得端午，却忘却了朕的生辰啊！朕的要求并不高，给我块蛋糕好不好；可你却给我，一大堆绿色粽子，把我的生日过掉；你身上有他的粽子味，是我鼻子犯的罪，不该嗅到他的味，擦掉一切陪你</span>……<br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: left; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/cd22b591ce6c905f7bb155db7e9adff0" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">纵然，朕有后宫佳丽三千又如何？</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/d90bfdc03ccf5e4fd56fc0ab5e108425" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"> <span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">朕有铁甲部队又如何？</span></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/1912b29dbf28785b264c39feda9d5a5b" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">朕还是过不好一个生日！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/6c87e68ca0aae1bf79f89fafcab782d0" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/1c5d7cc81c6e8f1b340a619f9f35d2f9" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/a5d27a1ea5f61f097fad5b588616ca86" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/a6da084dea55af21e9eec9b07d909436" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/729347bfa620ae194f7bb9d3ff9c4d7d" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/027d60004fd5267347eb2fa4ed1fc0b0" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">朕不想在这样下去了，朕是一国之君！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">朕要想个办法！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="auto" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/b9d16396a9e5ba65394fd41dd07f8489" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">报！皇上，有刁民求见，他说他有办法。</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><img src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/c05d1f2d8365f0067b676f8d8b8a51a1" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">参见皇上，小民得知此事，便日夜茶饭不思。一潮之君都如此烦恼，小民又何尝不是如此呢。所以小民特地召集一帮弟兄，为您量身打造了一款人人都可为您庆祝生日的神器！不论距离长远，不论时间空闲，看到的子民都可为您送上真诚的生日祝福。<br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/270d1941c2df0c8aa914113a7743195a" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important; height: auto;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">并且小民知道您想听听子民对您政绩的评价，还准备了匿名的评价系统，可以让他们不再担心说实话会惹来杀身之祸。</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/08a58678767e72d809fd3060c7c7372b" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important; height: auto;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">皇上，您只需打开微信扫一扫下面的二维码，点开生日趴就可开始您的征途了！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img width="100%" src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/cca44c2ad7d0f7a5eda1c725885defd5" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: 100% !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">刁民！居然敢在朕面前打广告！</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">来人呐</span>…<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">给我拉出去斩了！</span></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img src="http://blog.pic.xiaokui.io/f5069eff0f02b7144fe8e18319ecb0b3" style="box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">滚啊滚，滚到外婆桥。<br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;">祝你生日快乐和端午节快乐。</span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-family: 宋体; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 14px; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"></span></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><br style="max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="min-height: 1em; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; max-width: 100% !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14px;">话说，如果在古代皇上的生辰和传统节日真的撞上会怎样？</span></strong></p><p><br /></p><section class="" style="color: rgb(62, 62, 62); white-space: normal; line-height: 25.6000003814697px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); max-width: 100% !important; 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