上医院

excuse me?

it says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. well, i am not completely satisfied. yeah, 

listen, it's kind of an emergency. well, i guss you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. 

hold on, fill these out. sit over there. 

look, i don't wanna make trouble okay? but i'm in a lot of pain here, alright? my face is danted. 

well, you will have to wait your turn. 

well, how long do you think it will be? 

any minute mow. 随时。

最讨厌去的地方就是医院，不知道该上哪，不知道该问谁，再遇上个这样的医护人员，简直。。。

闺蜜之夜

I'm so sorry, you guys. i didn't mean to bring you down. 

no, you were right. i don't have a plan. Pheebs, do you have a plan? 

i don't even have a "pl". 

吃的来咯~~

pizza guy. mushroom, green pepper and omion. 

no, that's not what we ordered. we orderd a fat free crust with extra cheese. 

wait. you're not Gstephanopoulos? 

my dad's gonna kill me. 

wait, did you say Gstephanopoulos? 

yeah, this one goes across the street, i must have given him yours. bonehead, bonehead. 

when you do that, you're only hitting yourself. 

花痴胜过了好吃的

wait, was this a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? 

yeah, that sounds anout right. 

was he wearing a stunning blue suit, and a power tie? 

no, pretty much just a towel. so you guys want me to take this back? 

we've got George stephanopoulos' pizza. 

who's George Snuffalopagus? 

big bird's friend. 

i see pizza. i wanna see, let me see. 

hello? who are we spying on? 

you know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? 

哇哦，原来是个人物呢~

the one with the great hair, sexy smlie, really cute butt? 

oh, him, the little guy? i love him. 

wait, i see a woman. 

please tell me, it's his mother. 

definitely not his mother. 

wait, she's walking scross the floor. she's walking, she's walking, she's going for the pizza. hey, that's not for you bitch. 

女人呐~~

医院ing 一个小时之后

excuse me, look, we've been here for ever an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. i mean that guy with the toe thing? who's he sleeping with? oh, come on, Dora, don't be mad. i know we both said some things we...didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. you know, i feel like i've lost her. 

come on, push me. 

no. 

we're gonna get in trouble. 

don't be a baby, push me, push me. 

all right, i'm gonna push you, okay? how about i push you like this? now you're gonna be in a wheelhair the rest of your life, pally wally. i am so very sorry, can i sign you? 

果然是亲兄弟~~

女人们 还在偷窥 而闺蜜之夜的话题少不了男人

light still out? 

yeah. 

maybe they're napping. 

oh, please. they're having sex. 

shut up. 

so what do you think George is like? 

i think he's shy. yeah, i think you have to draw him out. 

and then when you do he's a preppy animal. 

come on. 

what do you think of the guys? 

our guys? 

yeah, our guys. 

oh, i don't know, i feel funny talking about that. i think Joey's like one of the little kiddie ride from the supermarket, you know, you just have to put the puarter in and it just goes. 

i don't know, he might surprise you. 

one time, he helped me put on my coat, and he was really tender. 

and Chandler's hard to read he's one of those repressed guys who you'd have to seduce. 

i think it's part of the art. 

i have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems. 

you know who's kind of sexy? 

don't. 

Ross. 

no, guys, please. he is my brother. 

no, i know exactly what you mean. he can be really smooth. can't you just picture him in bed? 

i really don't want to. 

come on laugh, laugh. 

okay, i got one. do you remember that vegetarian pate that i made that you loved so much? well, unless goose is a vegetable, hahah

okay, fine. now i don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. 

what? you slept with Jason? 

you'd already broken up. 

how long? 

a couple hours. 

oh, that;s nice. 

okay, i got one. anyway, the Valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. 

excuse me? 

hello? like he was really gonna send you one? she was a big girl. 

really? well, at lease big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade. 

i was laughing, you made me laugh. 

there he is, there he is. 

where? 

right where we've been looking all night. 

he is so cute. 

oh， George, baby, drop the towel. 

yeah, drop it. drop the towel. please drop the towel. 

医院里的兄弟三人

come on, baby, come on, let's go. 

i remember the moonlight come in through the open window and her face had the most incredible glow. 

yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part, could i get some painkillers over here, please? 

he's right, enough, already. what is the big deal about today? so you slept with her for the first time, so what? you slept with her for seven years after that. 

look,it's just a little more complicated. 

well, what? what? what is it? that she left you? that she likes women? that she left you for another woman that likes women? 

little louder, okay? i think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you. 

then what? 

my first time with Carol was my first time. 

what? 

it was my first time. 

with Carol? 

so in your whole life, you've only been with one? 

whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake. there was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight. 

man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? 

i think it's great. you know it's sweet, it's romantic. 

really? 

no, you kidding? the guy's a freak. i judge him. 

oh, that's attractive. 

oh, i thought you were great in silence of the lambs. oh, come on, admit it, all things considered you have fun tonight. 

fun? where was the fun? tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? where's my puck? 

the kid has it. 

excuse me? that's my puck. 

i found it, finders keepers, losers weepers. 

you gotta do it, man. 

oh, yeah? well, i'm rubber, you're glue, whatever? can't do it. listen, give me back my puck. 

no. 

yes, how about, come here, give me. 

no. 

hey, no rough holding in my ER. 

give me my puck. now, that was fun. 

六人合体~

okay, Monica, right foot red. 

could've played Monopoly, but nooooo. 

okay, Pheebs right hand blue. 

Ross, switch with me and Phoebe could be number two. 

what? 

nothing it's a twister thing. the rules are on the back of the box. 

hello? Rachel, it's the Visa card people. 

okay, will you take my place? 

yes, this is Rachel. 

nooo. 

hello, oh, yeah, i know, i haven't been using it much, oh, well, thanks, but i'm okay, really. i've got magic beans. no, never mind. 

朋友们就是她的magic beans.