在新来的系主任欢迎宴会上，Sheldon毫不掩饰对于那位主任的学术地位的鄙视，出言不逊，结果第二天就被炒了。

他声称这是自己几十年来第一次休息，多余的精力无处发泄，一会儿研究炒鸡蛋一会儿研究织毛衫，大家都觉得他有问题，最后Leonard不得已打电话给Sheldon老妈。

老妈来了以后，狠狠训斥了他一顿，然后带他去见主任，主任一见他妈就被折服了，马上就让Sheldon重返工作岗位，只让他老妈留下深谈。后来Sheldon呆萌地问老妈“主任会成为我的新爸爸吗？”

May I introduce my special lady friend Summer? 这位是我特别的女性朋友Summer

Howard带了个女的来参加系主任欢迎宴会

I told you touching's extra. 我说过 碰我要加钱的

原来是花钱雇来撑场面的

新来的系主任Eric Gablehauser

系主任过来跟大家见面

This is my first day off in decades. I'm going to savor it. 这是我十几年来第一次休息 我要好好享受

Sheldon被炒了，还自得其乐

Never mind. You won't get it right. 算了 你肯定搞不对

Sheldon买鸡蛋的需求太复杂

How come you didn't go into work today? 你今天怎么没去上班

Penny奇怪他竟然没去上班

Never mind. 算了

Penny试图安慰，但Sheldon开始讲物理

Maybe that's what I'm go in for. 也许我偏要那样呢

Penny受不了Sheldon的说教，说自己就是要买

I'm not talking about this with you. 我才不跟你说这个

Penny拒绝谈论话题

I marked the calender for future reference. 我在日历上做记录 以备参考

Sheldon说他记录了Penny的烦躁日

Thanks for coming on such short notice. 谢谢你这么快赶过来

把Sheldon老妈叫来了

Your little friend is concerned about you.你的朋友很担心你

妈妈说，朋友担心你

No one's allowed in! 所有人都不许进来

Sheldon生气地回房间了

Excuse me for being so bold, but I now see where Sheldon gets his smoldering good looks. 原谅我的无礼 但我终于知道Sheldon英俊的外表是从哪继承的了

Howard见人就撩，连Sheldon老妈都不放过

It's okay to be smarter than everybody, but you can't go around pointing it out. 比大家聪明都不是问题 但你不能到处显摆

Sheldon老妈Mary发飙了

Problem solved. 问题解决了

发飙果然管用

That's impressive. 真厉害

Leonard很惊讶

We may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot. 我们可能没给彼此留下好印象 我称你为白痴

Sheldon勉勉强强地道歉

We'll see. 看看再说吧

老妈回应Sheldon的新爸爸问话