Alice: Yes, Scout’s honor.
Charlie: Okay, Alice, don’t be a stranger.
Alice: Okay... Your alibi for the battle is all arranged.
Bella: Really?
Alice: I told your father that our whole family’s going camping this weekend, so you and I are having a sleepover at my house. Charlie’s going fishing, anyway.
Bella: Charlie? You guys are on first name basis now?
Alice: Me, he likes. Actually, you and Edward will have the house to yourself tonight.
Bella: Like alone?
Alice: We’re all going hunting. Powering up for the battle. You’re welcome.
Charlie: Hey, You want a sandwich?
Bella: No, I’m good.
Charlie: Well, the sister, I like.
Bella: Alice, Yeah, she’s great...Hey, Dad, I was wondering, why didn’t you get remarried? After Mom.
Charlie: I don’t know. Guess, I still haven’t met the right gal. Why?
Bella: I don’t know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage. But do you think there’s any value in it?
Charlie: Yeah, Yeah, marriage has value. When you’re older, much older. Like your mother, It seem to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life.
Bella: Yeah, I guess.
Charlie: I mean, you definitely don’t wanna have to get married because you weren’t careful.
Bella: What?
Charlie: Look, you know what I’m talking about.. there’s things you need to think about, if you...if you’re gonna be physically intimate.
Bella: Okay, Don’t have “the talk” with me, please.
Charlie: Well, it’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.
Bella: I doubt that. And don’t bother, ‘cause Mom beat you to it like 10 years ago.
Charlie: Well, you didn’t have a boyfriend 10 years ago.
Bella: I’m sure things work the same way.
Charlie: All right, so...you guys are taking precautions and...
Bella: Okay, Dad, please, just don’t worry about that. Edward is old school.
Charlie: Old school. Great. What’s that? Like, code for something?
Bella: Oh, my God, Dad. I’m a virgin.
Charlie: Okay! Good, Glad we covered that.
Bella: Me, too.
Charlie: Virgin. I’m liking Edward a little bit more now.
