写一篇阅读量为零的文章，

                                              就好像上了只有你一个乘客的公交；

                                                你不用把充值卡从后门递到前方，

                                                    也毋需让座而打扰你的美觉。

                                                          写一篇阅读量为零的文章，

                                                       就好像睡在只有你一个人的床上；

                                                         你可以任由自己横七竖八躺，

                                                         反正也没人看得到你的雅相。

                                                           写一篇阅读量为零的文章，

                                                     就好像吃一份去了头的口味龙虾；

                                                             你不用小心翼翼慢慢放，

                                                      也毋需担心汤汁乱溅到你的衣纱。

                                                          写一篇阅读量为零的文章，

                                                     就好像大晚上你失眠了睡不着觉；

                                                           你可以坐在窗边望月冥想，

                                                            直到嘴角不自觉的扬起微笑。

                                                          写一篇阅读量为零的文章，

                                                            这就是我写的狗屁文章。