2018-11-17 整理 日常动作,行为

-You got no muscles, you smell like baby wipes, and let's not forget last Tuesday's incident.-I'm plenty masculine

Your hair is beautiful!   No It has silly tangles.

       *long hair tangles easlily.

Usually I spend the hour aggressively catching myself in places I shouldn't mention.Now I'm going to avoid eye contact by pretending to read this book and go to the bathroom without washing my hands,

Should I got with lip balm pr lip salve?

balm(liquid or cream that make wounds less painful or skin softer)

Salve(an ointment used to promote healing of skin or as protection)

a gallon of body spray.  香体喷雾

Does my eye look swollen?

The stuff just healed my broken leg instantly

Clear one's. throat   清嗓子

Pick one's nose 抠鼻子

I gotta take a knee

hibernate 冬眠

That' what pedophile do! They deny,It's their bread and butter. 

My appetite for purge-spectating got filled pretty quick

Ahh,You are at that creep age where you spy on girls.Guess it's time you and me had a man-to man talk about the birds and bees.    It all begins with this little fella--the pituitary  gland, he maybe little, but he has big plans.

I probably could turn myself into a teenager, and hang out in the zit-covered,hormone addled ,low stake ass world that is high school.but here is my reverse ask, why would I ever do that ever

Your laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear.

We'v got some reports of excessive giggling.

I have a widdle twice up my sweetie-weaves.  -you'er making me very uncomfortable

Robbie?Is he that jerky twerp I see making goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time? 

Walking one dimensional bleached blonde Vally girl stereotype !

Your cape is caught in your fly,soos.

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