以牙还牙

一对夫妇正在吃晚饭。丈夫尝了汤并且抱怨:“好难吃。”妻子生气地说:“你要明白,你娶得不是厨子”!

一天晚上他们已经就寝,妻子听到楼下有一些奇怪的声音,就请她丈夫去看一看。

没想到她丈夫说:“你最好亲自下楼去看,要清楚你嫁的不是警察!”

Tit for Tat

A couple was having supper. The husband taste the dish and complain:" It's terrible." The wife was more angry and said," You must know you don't marry with a cook."

That night when they were already in bed, The wife heard the strange voice downstairs  And I asked her husband to go and have a look.

unexpecttly his her husband said," You had better to go yourself,  You must know the husband you married  Isn't a policeman."

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