disenchantment s01e08-10

酒鬼

My daughter has a dangerous drinking problem.

Oh,Beanie,you're no good drunken disgrace.You ran off your royal duties to get drunk

I'v known a lot of writers.Most of'er go to hell and the one surefire way to unleash your creative juice is creative juice.



I've been grasping at straws异想天开 ,trying to find a way to bring your mother back ever since ever since.But now it's all pipe dreams白日梦.

I was so sad losing you,I turned food for solace.

Believe me I kept her straight and narrow.

The procession left without me.


Oh,nonetheless,She's unpopular in the kingdom, we've gotten dozens of complaints about her late-night howling.

This is my first chance to have conversations  with a parent without half of it being muttered their breath.

I can't believe I'm reduced to talking to you. -Hey the feeling is mutual, but here we are.


It's taken centuries, but our civilization has literally risen from the muck to have one of the finest community playhouses around.You will love this play about our glorious canal.

This thing better not be a musical.

No,but it is one of those plays where the actor come out into the audience and bother people.互动

Covering up the indiscretions of those in power is an important part of the job.



S0104


打扫卫生


Dear,just help me clean. Elfo,you scrubthe blood off the walls. 

And I'll sweep upcrushed pretzels.


What do I do with the leg? Stuff it upthe chimney with these torsos.


描述地点


Castle looks pretty good .Main entrance nice and clean.

Portcullis properly lowered tothe defensive position.

Walking up stairs now,landingneat and tidy.


Second set of stairs,also fine.

Now approaching the throne room .not expecting surprises.

Blood pressure steady as I enter …

Oh,It's totally clean and there are peolple here to great me. How nice!


指路

There's such a place.JustupCherry Road,take a right at the dance academy.


墓地

The family crypt.So this is where I'll end up one day. Burried ,Forgottern,worm food. Oh this is a bad time to be coming down offof that time.


E08

娱乐 跳舞

Remember how people used to just work ,starve or eat?

Now there's forth thing -entertainment.


Entertainment is just a tool that pacifies the massesand lead to the decay and ultimate collapseof civilization.


I love to swag and bounceto the music.


古籍现状

The Omniconl--The ancient book of spells and easy Sunday dinners of which only two copies

Are known to exist.The other belong to collectitus. And is in its original box.


Go extinct 灭绝


历史讲述


富有

Cremorrah was a kingdom of unimaginable wealthof snakes.Their thrivingsnake-based econmy was the envy of the known world.People became so wealthy that their pocket were bursting withsnakes.

The neighboring kingdom of Maru with its mouse-based economy was both jealous and in constant peril.

Maru decided to attack Cremorrah. But with no army.they were forced to resort magic.They made a potion that could vanquishan entire kingdom withou a single sword.

Maru floodedCremorrah withthe potion and the residents were instantly turned into stone,but the king wasn't here.

Clearly,His people had a wingdingwhile he was away.



E09

No substances known to man both glows and dings. It could be a convincing knock-offmade of cheaper magic materials like Middle earth zicronia or pleather.


It's suspiciously on the nose! 怎么会有这么巧的事。


Maybe I did go a tad overboard.


Your fanatical obssesionwith elixir of life,was it worth all of this?


That is the most fun I've had without remebering a single moment of it.


As it happens,sir,I am acquanted with the world's foremost exrcist,Big Jo.




You know I thought about beinga king once.Just wasn't born the way.Those are breaks.But seriously,I was a chubby kid…And even thoughI knew I was destined forgreatness,the flab on my arms said different.


Sounds like Bean may prefer a mysterious sranger with olive skin and an unbridled sense of caution.



心情低落


I'm sorry,I was too aggressive. I'll go back to passive aggressive.I use it worked so well.


Too late,tonight turned into a carriage wreck.I just want to send people home and curl up with my favorite book.---The hollowed-outone with booze indide.


She drank her way out of depression like a pro. 一醉解千愁

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