请叫我问题少年Please Call Me Miss Problems
Espranza 一个思考问题的问题少年 2016-12-02 22:40
（Why should everything be correct? Can I just keep my wrong answers? Right and wrong are equal.）
不得不承认，自己一直是一个怕犯错的人。错，实在太可怕了！朋友可能对你说，哼，我不要理你了；爸妈对你说，来，摊开你的手；老师对你说，这次评优轮不上你了；多少人因为错才惹得祸呀!谁要和错扯上关系，那一定是孽缘。
为了和错撇清关系，首先要察言观色，这句话别人听着舒服那就是对的，那句话让他变了脸色，下次就不要说；其次，即便是错的也要义正言辞地拒不承认，或者把错的变成“对的”让对的人产生愧疚感，这样一来，努力把自己造就成一个没有错误的完美的人。
多少年来，我都在和“错”进行着殊死搏斗，享受着“对”带来的成就感，可是渐渐地，手开始出汗，心里也没有了底气，听着别人的夸奖反而像是一种嘲讽，这是为什么呢？
是呀，为什么呢？为什么一定要对？为什么对的不能是错的？为什么错的又不能是对的？假的不能是真的？而真的不能是假的？这样的问题竟然还是一个得了自闭症的孩子提出来的，让我作为一个活得这么安逸的人如何是好？咦，为什么得了自闭症的孩子就不能活得安逸，活得出彩？
问题，问题，无休止的问题！
最有的问题的应该就是人类了吧（这句怎么翻译？），不能像鸟儿在天空自由飞翔，不能像鱼儿在大海里遨游，没有厚厚的皮毛足以躲过寒冬，手无缚鸡之力成了凶猛动物的腹中佳肴、、、、、、
这样自惭形秽的例子实在是太多太多了。然而不得不说，小小的人类如今还能立足世界称霸一方。智慧的力量实在是太伟大了，我想上帝会对偷食了禁果的亚当和夏娃如此咬牙切齿，可能是因为他怕智慧，却让人类爱上了智慧。就是这满是问题还犯了错的人类现在能够上天入地，（这句怎么翻译？）还享受到了音乐和美酒。
不过这一切并非完美，随之而来的还有战争，疾病，贫穷，环境污染，不平等、、、、、、
难道不应该好好感谢问题吗？（这句怎么翻译？）一个没有问题的人可能过得舒服，一个有问题的人无疑会拥有精彩的人生!一个有问题的世界才是方兴未艾的！（附上天才自闭症儿童们的画）
To tell you the truth, I am a person who is afraid of making mistakes. It‘s terrible to be wrong! Your friends might keep away from you; your parents might kick your ass(Is it good to use the phrase "kick your ass" here?) ; your teacher might tell you that you lose the chance to be on the list of good students(How to make it more accurate and concise?). In the river of history, so many people were ruined by mistakes! It is so awful to be bothered by mistakes.
In order to have a clear line with mistakes, you should first have a pair of sharp eyes. If others give you a smile after you have done something, next time you could still do it in this way. If others show you a cold face, make sure that this will not happen again. Second, never acknowladge that you have done wrong, or insist that you did a "right" thing to make others feel sorry for speaking too loud to you. Day by day, year by year, you can make yourself a perfect person!
I have fought with "wrong" for so many years and enjoyed the sense of achievement brought by "right". But why do I start to have cold sweat in my hands? Why cannot I stick to my own opinion in front of others? Those good words form other people seem to me no more than just satire. What's wrong?
Why? Why must be right? Can right turn to be wrong? Why cannot wrong be right? (How about "why wrong cannot be right?", which sounds more natural to me?)Why cannot the seemingly real things be fake? Why cannot fake ones real? Such questions were raised, however, by a child who had suffered from infantile autism. As a healthy person living a comfortable life, I really don't know how to react in front of them. Wait...Why an autistic child is unable to live a wonderful life?
Question! Question! Endless question!
Isn't it true that human beings were once in the turmoil of problems? They cannot fly as a bird, they cannot swim as a fish, they had no thick skin that could suffer from cold winter,they had no power to be the competitors of a beast, and...
There are so many examples to make human beings feel ashamed of themselves. But we have to recognize that such a little human being once now become the most powerful creature in this planet. Thanks to thinking! Wisdom really has enormous power. God was so mad at Adem and Eve, who secretly ate apples from the tree of wisdom. I think God may be afraid of wisdom, but he makes human beings love wisdom. Although once human beings were full of problems, now they can even go to the moon and they also enjoy music and wine.
But all those are not perfect enough, because they are also followed by warfare, illness, poverty, pollution, inequality, and so on.
We should show our gratitude to problems. A person with no problems may live a pleasant life，but a person with problems surely will have a magnificent life! A world with problems will always on the way of becoming better! (Attached here are some beautiful drawings from talented autistic children)
