罗斯：I am completely understand. you are stressed.

我很理解你有压力

PS：我理解什么

瑞秋：I was gonna give you a chance to apologize to me

我给你机会跟我道歉

ps：赶紧道歉，要不然就接受我的爆发吧

罗斯：for what?for letting you throw me out of your office

为什么，就为了你把我赶出你的办公室

PS：我为什么道歉，你应该跟我道歉才对，内心委屈啊

瑞秋：you had no right coming down to my office

你没权利去我办公室

瑞秋：you do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work. unless maybe there were a park ranger

你不应该把野餐盒带到办公室来，除非 你是动物管理员

PS：我都说没空了，你还把这些带来，我在工作啊，同事怎么看我

罗斯：well excuses me for waiting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary

what an ass am I

原谅我吧我只是为了跟你一起过节日而已，我是有多怀啊

PS：我只是想跟你过节日而已啊，你竟然还跟我吵架

瑞秋：but I told you I didn't have time. you never have the time

我已经告诉你没有时间

PS：我都说了没时间了啊，你还有啥意见

罗斯：I mean,i don't feel I have a girlfriend anymore

我已经感觉不到女盆友存在了

PS：我多可怜

瑞秋：what do you want for me. you want me to quit the job. so you can feel like you have a girlfriend.

你想要我怎么样，让我辞职吗，只做你的女票

PS：看你咋回答

罗斯：no,but it would be nice.if you would realize that it's just a job

你不知道，如果这只是一份工作就好了

PS：工作已经比我重要了，你都不陪我过节日。

瑞秋：do you realize. this is the first time in my life. I'm doing something I care about

瑞秋：this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I'm actually I'm good at.

你知道吗，这是我第一次做自己喜欢的事

ps:你竟然不理解我支持我，这样的男票还要吗

瑞秋if you don't get that

PS：你不理解我，咱们就分手[狗头][狗头][狗头]

罗斯：I get that a big time and I'm happy for you. I'm tired of having a relationship with your Answering machine.

我为你高兴啊，我只是不想再跟手机谈恋爱了。