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Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
老师：谁回答我的下一个问题，可以回家。
一个男孩把他的书包扔出窗外。
老师：谁扔的？
男孩：我，我现在回家了。
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The secondone: the 13th floor?The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧！”
第二个说：“但是我们现在在第13层啊！”
第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信！”
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The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.
The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"
When the couple reached their room, the piqued1 bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!"
"Take it easy, honey,"
said the groom2, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."
一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。
电梯操作员是一个漂亮的金发碧眼的美女，看到他们十分惊奇，她说：“嗨，Teddy,你好吗？”
夫妇俩到了他们自己的房间，愤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解释：“那女人是谁？！”
“冷静点，宝贝，”
新郎说：“我得对她解释你是谁，这已经足够烦死我了。”
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One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out>
"What is cleverness? asked his son.
"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.
一天，父亲教育儿子说：“一个人成功的关键就是严守诺言和足够聪明。一旦你给了别人承诺，无论发生什么事，你都得实现它，这个就叫‘守诺言’。”
儿子问：“那么什么是聪明呢？”
父亲回答：“聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺。”
