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Monica:Oh my God!【我的天哪！】
Paul:I know, I know, I`m such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?【我知道，我知道，我是如此的愚蠢，当她开始一个星期清理四到五次牙齿时我就应该知道。我的意思是，牙齿需要有多干净？】
Monica:My brother`s going through that right now,he`s such a mess. How did you get through it?【我哥个最近也遇到了类似的问题，他被搞得很烦，你是怎么释怀的呢？】
Paul:Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. Say her…【你可是试着故意摔坏她的贵重物品】
Monica:Leg?【类似腿？】
Paul:That`s one way！ Me, I...I went for the watch.【那也是一种方法，我，我摔坏了她的表。】
Monica:You actually broke her watch?【你真的摔坏她的表了？】
瑞秋打电话给巴瑞道歉
Rachel:Barry, I am sorry… I am so sorry…I know you probably think that this is all about you making love with you socks on, but it is not …it is not…it is about me, and I just…Hi, machine cut me off again…anyway…【巴瑞，对不起，我真的非常抱歉，我知道你可能觉得这跟你穿着袜子和我...有关，但是这不是原因，原因在我，这是因为......Hi,电话又被挂断了，无论怎么说】
罗斯的“一个女人”言论
Ross:You know what the scariest part is? What if there`s only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean what if you get onewoman and that`s it? Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.【你知道最恐怖的是什么吗？如果每个人一生中只能有一个女人呢？我的意思是，你拥有一个女人然后就此过一生。不幸的是，我唯一拥有过的女人是属于她的。（此处指罗斯前妻的女同性恋朋友苏珊）】
Joey:What are you taking about? “One woman”?That`s like saying there`s only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There`s lots of flavors out there. There`s Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You can get them with Jimmies or nuts, orwipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon！【你到底在说什么？一个女人，这就像说只有一个口味的冰淇淋。让我告诉你，罗斯，还有很多的口味，有巧克力坚果味、曲奇味、香草味。你还可以混着糖条、果仁或者是奶油一起吃。这简直是你一生中最大的喜事，你难道是八岁结的婚吗？欢迎回到现实世界，拿起勺子开挖吧。]
Ross:I honestly don`t know if I`m hungry or horny.【我真的不知道我是真饿了还是......难忍。】
Chandler:Then stay away of my freezer!【那就离我的冰箱远点。）（钱德勒指的是...）】
到目前为止，罗斯的人生中只有两个女人，一个是他从15岁开始暗恋的瑞秋，一个是他大学毕业后结婚的卡罗尔。到目前为止，罗斯是一个非常专情的男人。以后就......
而乔伊就特别的se啦！女友无数，到处留情。不过乔伊对朋友非常的好，而且似乎永远也长不大。
1994.9.22——2018.10.22
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