Sheldon和Amy关系不错，但始终否认她是女朋友。Leonard不知不觉成了唯一的单身，遭到大家的同情和鄙视。

Amy与Sheldon视频告别时提出要他见自己母亲，Sheldon貌似镇静地表示随后答复，接着就关了电脑慌里慌张地跑下楼要Leonard帮忙搞掂，因为他不愿意关系升级。他甚至发了关系终止信，清除自己的网络痕迹，换手机换邮箱，还改门牌号，就为了躲开Amy。结果Amy找上门来，终于抓个正着，Amy说只是给她母亲见一下让母亲以为自己有男友，Sheldon得知对方没有爱上自己就松了口气，欣然答应。两人通过视频见了对方母亲，Sheldon为了演得更像，大谈性，把Amy母亲吓得不轻。

Leonard终于放下面子让Howard通过女友帮自己介绍，来了个豪放女Joy，从健身房汗津津赶来，坐下便用餐巾擦腋下，还大谈防身术，有100种方法可以搞掉男人的蛋蛋，一顿饭的功夫就给Leonard示范了7种。趁Joy去厕所的功夫，Leonard对Howard说准备放弃，然而Joy回来后对Leonard发出下周邀约，Leonard又毫无立场地欣然答应，开始了新恋情……

It'll also help improve her initial impression of you. 这同时也能改善你在她心目中的最初印象

Sheldon对Leonard说

So what's going on with you two? 你们俩最近如何

Leonard问

Well, the status is as it always was. 状态一直维持不变

Sheldon说老样子

Got it. 明白了

Leonard明白

I sense judgement on your part. 我感觉你有意见

Sheldon很敏锐

Maybe a little. 或许有那么一点儿吧

承认有一点

May I suggest that your criticism is based on jealousy. 我可以认为你的批评是基于嫉妒吗

Sheldon猜测

What do I have to be jealous of? 我有什么好嫉妒的

Leonard觉得可笑

I'm perfectly capable of finding a girl on my own. 我完全有能力自己找一个女朋友

Leonard宣称

But it's still no reason to have your feet in my spot. 但是你还是没有理由把脚放在我的位子上

Sheldon说了一番关心的话后说

May I offer an observation? 我可以说说我的看法吗

突然有人发话

Leonard has none of these attributes. 他不具备其中的任何一种特质

Sheldon总结

Keep going. I'm listening. 继续说吧 我听着呢

Leonard听不下去出门了

He does it all the time. 他总是这样

指责Leonard没有礼貌

Let's make that our word of the day. 就把这个词定为今日美词吧

Sheldon很高兴

It was nice spending this time with you. 跟你一起相处很愉快

Sheldon准备告别

I have a request. 我有个请求

Amy突然提出请求

I'd like you to meet my mother. 我想让你见见我的母亲

Amy说

Can I get back to you on that? 我回头答复你好吗

Sheldon答复很正式

Look, she obviously wants to take your relationship to the next level. 她很显然想要你们的关系更进一步

Leonard认为

Fix it for me! 帮我搞掂

Sheldon请Leonard帮忙

How am I supposed to fix it? 我怎么帮你搞掂

Leonard问

Take her off my hands. I give you my blessing. 我把她给你 我会祝福你们的

想要他接手

What am I supposed to do? 等一下 我该怎么办

Sheldon又问了

Have you considered telling her how you feel? 你有没有想过跟她分享你的感受

Leonard建议

Get the door! 去开门

听到门铃后Howard老妈大喊

Why can't you get it? 你干嘛不去

Howard回吼道

No, it's just something I threw on. 不是啦 就是随便穿的

Leonard解释为何改穿T恤了

I'm off to meet Bernadette's friend. 我要去见Bernadette的朋友了

Leonard打扮一新

I'm removing my digital footprint from the Internet so Amy can't find me and compel me to meet her mother. 我在清除我的网络足迹 这样Amy就找不到我了 也就没法逼我见她妈了

Sheldon解释自己在做啥

You're going off the grid. 你是在玩儿失踪啊

Leonard判断

Exactly. 正解

Sheldon说对

I've also sent Amy a relationship termination notice and changed my cell phone number and e-mail address. 我还发给Amy一封关系终止通知 并更换了手机号和邮箱地址

Sheldon叙述自己的做法

What if she just comes over? 她直接过来怎么办

Leonard发问

The only flaw in an otherwise perfectly plan. 智者千虑必有一失

被Amy找上门来

Now, get my back. 现在你得挺我

Sheldon要求Leonard帮忙

Keeping in mind that the key to a good lie lies in the details. 要记得 说谎的秘诀在于编织细节

提示Leonard

Way to go on the details. 细节编织得可真到位

对Leonard表现不满

Thanks again for doing this, Bernadette. 再次感谢你帮我

感谢对方帮忙介绍

I take pacts very seriously. 我向来恪守约定

Bernadette说

Joy, this is Leonard. 某某 这是某某

做互相介绍

Go ahead, say something smart. 来 说点有才的

Joy挺豪放

Wouldn't think there'd be that many. 没想到这么多啊

Leonard说

I believe a misunderstanding may have occurred when I asked you to meet my mother. 我想你可能有点误会 我请你去见我母亲这事

Amy说

In what way are you screwed? 谁说你完蛋了

Amy立刻听明白Sheldon的意思

All I want to do is present you as my boyfriend to my mother so she'll be satisfied that I'm in a relationship. 我只是想把你当作男友介绍给我妈 让她相信我在恋爱 好让她放心

Amy解释缘由

So we'd be perpetrating a ruse? 这么说我们是要做戏

Sheldon问

Precisely. 一点没错

Amy确认

Don't be stupid. 别傻了

Amy说才不

Would you like to join me for Chinese food? 想和我一起去吃中餐么

Sheldon扫除阴影后很开心

Please. You're suffocating me. 拜托 别逼我

Amy无情拒绝了

I'm okay on my own. 我一个人也挺好

Leonard表示坚决不凑合

You got anything for next weekend? 你下周末有空么

Joy倒是很感兴趣

I need a date for my cousin's wedding. 我表兄结婚 我要带个伴去

事出有因

I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend. Amy告诉我她有个男友时 我真的难以置信

Amy母亲通过视频与他们会面

Have to sign off now. 现在我要下线了

Amy要下线

Thank you. That went very well. 多谢 效果不错

Amy感谢Sheldon陪同演戏

Bedtime. Please show yourself out. 该睡觉了 你也该走了

Sheldon告别