《倒序人生》

伍迪·艾伦

Living life backwards quote

Woody Allen

下辈子，我想倒着活一回。

In my next life

I want to live backwards.

第一步就是死亡，然后把它抛在脑后。

You start out dead

and get that out of the way.

在敬老院睁开眼

Then you wake up in an old people's home

一天比一天感觉更好

feeling better every day.

直到因为太健康被踢出去。

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

领上养老金，然后开始工作

go collect your pension,

and then when you start work

第一天就得到一块金表，还有庆祝派对

you get a gold watch

and a party on your first day.

40年后，够年轻了，可以去享受退休生活了。

You work for 40 years

until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

狂欢，喝酒，恣情纵欲

You part, drink alcohol,

and are generally promiscuous,

然后准备好可以上高中了。

then you are ready for high school.

接着上小学

You then go to primary school,

然后变成了个孩子，无忧无虑地玩耍

You become a kid, you play,

肩上没有任何责任

You have no responsibilities,

不久，成了婴儿，直到出生。

You become a baby

until you are born.

人生最后九个月，在奢华的水疗池里漂着  And then you spend your last 9 months  floating in luxurious spa 

那里有中央供暖，客房服务随叫随到

like conditions with central heating  and room service on tap 

住的地方一天比一天大，然后，哈！ 

larger quarters every day and then, Voila! 

我在高潮中结束了一生！ 

You finish off as an orgasm!