双语小笑话7 Why are you late?

A kid is late for school one day. “I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer,” he explains to the teacher. “Well, couldn’t your father have done that?” the teacher asks after class. “Sure,” the boy replies. “But the bull would have done a better job.”


一个男孩今天上课迟到了。“我必须牵着公牛去和小母牛配对”他向老师解释到。“噢,难道这活儿不能让你爸爸来完成吗?”下课之后老师问他。“当然可以,”男孩答道:“但是我觉得这活儿还是让公牛来比较合适。”

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