Two men were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

One of the men takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other man with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

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译文：

两个男人正在穿过丛林。突然，一只老虎从远处出现，向他们跑来。

其中一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋，开始穿上。另一个人吃惊地看着他，惊讶地大喊：“你认为你带着这些东西会跑得比老虎还快吗？

他的朋友回答：“我不用跑得比老虎快，只要我跑得比你快就行了。”