前记： 儿子在军乐团的信息发布会场，哭了。我努力维持着表面的正常，以下是我的内心OS，在疯狂吐槽。
前面这篇把握自己的人生轨迹正常点，可能是被审核了，居然没算进日更，被动使用了一张复活卡。为了凑日更，把这篇发出来吧。
失去理智的时候，大概有点羞耻感，所以躲在另一种语言后面，算是遮羞布吧。
Tuesday 7pm, my son and I went to the Matching Band Information Meeting。
*礼拜二晚上7点，我跟儿子去参加了军乐团的信息发布会。
I understand that this is a huge commitment. I know that it is overwhelming to you.
*我理解参加军乐团需要付出巨大的努力。我知道这些听起来很吓人。
But crying over it is really irritating.
*但为这事儿哭一鼻子实在太惹人烦了。
The meeting is to provide information so you can think about it. No matter what decision you make, you are not losing anything you have so far. Why! Why crying!
*咱们开会只是来了解情况，又不是当场就要做决定。不管怎么说，你现在什么都没损失。为什么哭啊，为什么？？
Ok, ok. This is the first time to you. It is a difficult decision. Crying is your way to release the stress.
*好的，好的。这是你人生头一回。这是个艰难的决定。哭只不过是你释放压力的方式。
But could you please stop it? I am your mom, and I am on the edge. I can only imagine how much patience you can get from others.
*但是可不可以不哭了！我是你妈，都在崩溃的边缘来回横跳，其他人哪来的耐心看你哭？
The only reason to bite my lips is that all this comes from my gene and is raised under my roof.
*现在唯一能克制住我不发飙的原因是，你是我生的，还是我养的！
Gosh. Am I not teaching you a common social rule? Am I failing as your parent? Should I let you keep the true you?
*老天爷！我是没教过你公共场合不能哭吗？我这家长当得很失败吗？我到底应不应该让你就做自己？
What a difficult task being a parent is！What kind of tricks did the nature play so I lost my mind and wanted to be a parent?
*为人父母真tm是一件难事！大自然到底玩了什么花活，居然让我疯得想生孩子?
Obviously, I am losing my mind now.
*很明显，我现在正疯着。
