闭上眼睛，想象一下，你已死去，你的亲人围着你悲痛欲绝。
倒带，你老态龙钟，或独自生活，或在养老院和一群老态龙钟的老人共同生活，吃饭要带牙套，走路要人扶，常去拜访的人是医生，动不动要躺在医院手术台上如砧板上的鱼，洗脸也拧不动脸帕上的水，出门也要征得养老院同意才能由亲人领出来……
想到这里，觉得自己现在好青春，现在的生活真棒！
附：伍迪·艾伦的《倒序人生》
In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
下辈子，倒着活一回。
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
第一步就是死亡，然后把它抛在脑后。
Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
在敬老院睁开眼，一天比一天感觉更好。
You get kicked out for being too healthy,
知道因为太健康被踢出去
go collect your pension, and then when you start work,
领上养老金，然后开始工作
you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
第一天就得到一块金表，还有庆祝派对
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement
40年后够年轻了,可以去享受退休生活了
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
狂欢、喝酒、恣情纵欲
then you are ready for high school.
然后准备好可以上高中了
You then go to primary school,
接着上小学
you become a kid, you play.
然后变成了个孩子，无忧无虑地玩耍
You have no responsibilities,
肩上没有任何责任
you become a baby until you are born.
不久，成了婴儿，直到出生
And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious
spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,
人生最后九个月，在奢华水疗池里漂着
那里有中央供暖，客房服务随叫随到
larger quarters every day and then Voila!
住的地方一天比一天大，然后，哈！
You finish off as an orgasm!
我在高潮中结束了一生！
