011 Quick as a Cricket

I’m as quick as a cricket,

I’m as slow as a snail,

I’m as small as an ant,

I’m as large as a whale,

I’m as sad as a basset,

I’m as happy as a lark,

I’m as nice as a bunny,

I’m as mean as a shark,

I’m as cold as a toad,

I’m as hot as a fox,

I’m as weak as a kitten,

I’m as strong as an ox,

I’m as loud as a lion,

I’m as quiet as a clam,

I’m as tough as a rhino,

I’m as gentle as a lamb,

I’m as brave as a tiger,

I’m as shy as a shrimp,

I’m as tame as a poodle,

I’m as wild as a chimp,

I’m as lazy as a lizard,

I’m as busy as a bee,

Put it all together, And you’ve got me!