功夫熊猫1台词

--------------1------------PO的梦境开场---------------

  legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foes

  I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist

  the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let's fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

  my eyes ...

  he's too awesome

  and attractive ...

  how can we repay you

  there's no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-desity(实在找不出这个词是啥). never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved , even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five , bowed in respect of this great master

  We shall hang out

  agreed !

  yeh ...

  But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there's only one thing that it matters , and that's ..

  PO

  get up

  you 'll be late for work

  what ? ...

  ---------------2------------PO家里---------------

  po , get up

  hey po what are you doing up there

  ah .. nothing ..

  monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~

  po ,let's go , you 're late for work

  coming...

  sorry dad

  sorry doesn't make the noodles

  and what are you doing up there , all that noise

  oh nothing , just had a crazy dream

  about what ?

  uh ?

  what were you dreaming about

  what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...

  noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?

  uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?

  thank you~~

  ...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp

  oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don't know how long I 've been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po

  ahh ..a sign of what?

  you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.

  dad dad dad, it was just a dream

  no , it was THE dream

  We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins

  but dad , didn't you ever , I don't know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles

  actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu

  so why didn't you

  oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...

  I know , is here

  no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile

  (sigh....)

  ---------------3------------JADE PALACE---------------

  Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...

  master Shifu!

  what?

  ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.

  ---------------4------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------

  Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?

  Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?

  so , nothing is wrong?

  Well, I didn’t say that.

  you’re saying...

  (oogway 's breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )

  you were saying...

  I've had a vision 预兆, tailung will return

  that is impossible , he's in prison

  nothing is impossible

  zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison

  yes ... master shifu

  one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it (适得其反;欲避之,反适之)

  we have to do something, we can't just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he'll..he'll…

  your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear(水波摇曳,很难看清,平静之后,答案就清澈见底)

  the dragon scroll

  it is time

  but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior

  I don't know

  ---------------5------------PO家的面档---------------

  excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....

  hey...watch it po....

  sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway's choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin' a thousand years for this , just ink the pole . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don't worry about it , just go

  po , where are you going

  to the jade palace

  but you're forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you'll sell noodles to all of them.

  selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..

  yeh ?

  I was kinda thinking maybe I

  uh huh

  could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…

  that's my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?

  yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...


  ---------------6------------去JADE PALACE的路上---------------

  uh yeh , almost there , what ? no ... no ...no

  sorry po , we 'll bring you back a souvenir ..

  no , I 'll bring me back a souvenir

  ---------------7------------JADE PALACE的广场上---------------

  it is a historic day, isn’t it, master oogway ?

  yes , and one I feared I would not live to see , are your students ready ?

  yes , master ooguay

  now know this , old friend , whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you

  let the tournament begin

  ohh...yeh , hahah , oh no , no no no wait , I 'm comin' coming from this .. oh god... aaahh

  hey , open the door ..let me in ....

  citizens of the valley of peace , it is my great honor to present you tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis —— the furious five

  ahahahah... and the furious five ow......

  warriors prepare

  what no, peeky a hole

  ready for battle

  yeh ... wow ..the thousand tongues of fire ..whoa~~~

  wow .. look at that ..

  hey get away.....

  and finally master tigeress, believe me citizens , you have not seen anything yet

  I know .........

  master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of death

  I sense the dragon warrior is among us

  citizens of the valley of peace, master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior

  ah ... oh no ... no no no wait .. yeah ...hahahah ... hahahah

  oh po , what are you doing ?

  what does it look like I am doing ?

  stop stop , I 'm going to see the dragon warrior

  but I don't understand , you finally had the noodle dream

  I lied , I don't dream about noodles , dad , I love kung fu u~~u~~~u~~~~~~u

  oh come on son , let's get back to work

  ok ~~~~~ahhh....stop that .....

  ---------------8------------PO落在OOGWAY面前---------------

  uh oh~~ahhhh~~~~ ohhhhh~ what's going on ... where are ... what are you pointing ... oh .. ok .. sorry .. I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was

  how interesting

  master , are you ..are you pointing at me ?

  him....

  who ?

  you

  me ?

  the universe has brought us the dragon warrior

  what ? - panda

  what ? - the furious five

  what ? - shifu

  what ? - mr. ping (panda's goose father)

  stop , wait , who told you to ..master oogway wait , that flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem , you were about to point at tigeress and that thing fell in front of her , that was just an accident纯属巧合

  there are no accidents世间无巧合。

  forgive us master , we have failed you

  no , if the panda has not quit by morning , then I would have failed you

  ---------------9------------CHOR GHOM PRISON---------------

  ah~~ah~~ooo~~ooo~ wait wait wait wait wait I bring a message, from master shifu

  what , double the guard ? extra pre-caution , your prison may not be adequate ? you doubt my prison security ?

  absolutely not , shifu does , I 'm just a messenger

  I'll give you a message for your master shifu , escape from chor ghom prison is impossible . hahahahah ... impressive , isn't ?

  ohhh..yes .. very impressive ... it's ..it's very impressive

  one way in one way out , one thousand guards , and , one prioner

  yes , except that prisoner is tailung

  take us down..

  oh .. my ...

  behold ... tai .. lung ...

  I ,um, I'm just gonna wait here

  heheh .. it's nothing to worry about , it's perfectly safe ..ohho...at the raid .. hey tough guy ... did you hear , oogway's finally gonna get someone the dragon scroll and it's not gonna be you

  what are you doing , don't get him mad

  what's he gonna do about it , I 've got him completely un-mobilized ...hahahahah.. oh .. did I step on the wittie kitty's tail, owww~~

  I'm gonna .. I've seen enough .. I'm gonna tell shifu he's got nothing to worry about

  no , he doesn't

  ok I 'll tell him , can we please go now ?

  ---------------10------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------

  oh .. wait a second ...I think there's been a slite mistake , everyone seems to think that I am .....ahhh ~~ the sacret hall of warriors .. no way ... look at this place .. ahh .. master flying rhino 's armor , with authantic battle damage .... whoa..... the sword of heroes , said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it... aowww~~~~ ahh......the invisible trident of destiny ... oh ..I've only seen the paintings of that painting ...ahhh~~~uh..noooo..hohohoho..the legendary urn of whispering warriors, said to contain the souls of the entire tan-shu army ... hello ...

  have you finish sightseeing ?

  ahh...sorry .. I should have come to see you first

  my patience is wearing thin

  oh .. well .. I mean , it's not like you're going anywhere

  would you turn around ?

  sure , hey how is it going... now how do you get five... master shifu ... ohhh...someone .. broke that ...but I 'm gonna fix it ..I'll. I'll ... do you have some ... glue ...aw aw~~~~ splinter....

  so you are the legendary dragon warrior hemmmm ?

  ahhh .. I guess so

  wrong ! you are not the dragon warrior , you would never be the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scroll

  whoa..........so .. how does this work ... do you have a ladder or a trampoline or a ..

  you think it's that easy , that I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power ?

  no .. I ..

  one must first master the highest level of kung fu , and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you

  someone like me ?

  yes , look at you , this fat butt, flabby arms

  ahh... those are sensetive in the flabby parts

  and this ridiculous belly ...

  hey ...

  and utter disregard for personal hygiene

  now , wait a minute , that's a little uncalled for

  don't stand that close I can smell your breathe

  listen ... oogway said that I was

  ohhhh ... the wushi finger hold ..not the wushi finger hold

  ohhhh, you know this hold

  developed by wushi in the third dynasty , yes ...

  oh, then you must know what happends when I flex my pinkie

  ahh... no no no

  you know the hardest part of this , the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards .. hmmm...

  ok ... ok... take it easy(if someone tells you to take it easy,or take things easy,theymean that you should relax and not do very much at all. 放松,别紧张;这里译为别用力,别使劲较为合适)

  now listen closely , panda , oogway may have picked you , but when I am through with you , I promise you , you are going to wish he hadn't , are we clear ?

  ho~~~yeh , we are clear , we are clear , we are so clear

  good , heheh .. I can't wait to get started ...

---------------11------------练功房---------------

  let's begin

  wait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ?

  yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warrior

  ohhh , ok , well , I~~I don't know if I can do all of those .. moves ..

  heheheh~~~ well , if we don't try we will never know , will we ?

  ah .. yeh ... it's just ... maybe we can find something more suited to my~~level ?

  and what level is that ?

  well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let's just start at zero , level zero ?

  hohoh..no , there's no such thing as level zero

  hey .. maybe I can start with that

  that ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it's hot, but if you insist

  ohhhh , the furious five , you're so much bigger then your action figures , except for you, mantis, you're about the same

  go ahead , panda , show us what you can do

  hmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or something

  hit it

  ok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i'm still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later on

  just hit it !

  alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you're picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I am blur , you've never seen bear style , you've only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snake

  would you hit it ~~~~

  alright , alright ..

  why don't you try again , a little harder

  how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts

  this will be easier than I thought

  I feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh ohhh.....ah oh....how did I do

  there is now a level zero

  ---------------12------------JADE PALACE外面路上---------------

  there's no words

  no denying that

  I don't understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy's just gonna get himself killed

  he is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire

  when he walks the very ground shades

  one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu

  yeh .. or could at least touch his toes

  or even see his toes

  ---------------13------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

  ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up

  am now

  I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff's hard work right , are you biceps sore?

  um~~I've had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep now

  yeh yeh yeh of course

  ok , thanks

  it's just hawwww man, i'm such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn't stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about that

  err ... look, you don't belong here

  ahh .. I know I know , you're right , I don't have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed ..

  no no no I mean , you don't belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh ..

  oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep

  yeh

  and I'm keeping you up , we 've got big things tomorrow , alright , you're awesome , last thing I'm gonna say , ok , byebye

  whoa...

  what was that ?

  I didn't say anything

  ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn't mean to wake you , just ..

  you don't belong here

  ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room

  I mean , you don't belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morning

  big fan~~~~

  ---------------14------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下---------------

  I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom

  ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach tree

  I understand , you eat when you are upset

  upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset

  so why are you upset ?

  ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking

  probably

  and the five , man , you should 've seen 'em , they totally hate me

  totally

  how's shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , I've got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles

  quit , don't quit , noodles , don't noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ...

  ---------------15------------CHOR GHOM PRISON---------------

  ohhh no ~~

  what's happening ?

  clear up the stairs, go go

  fire prop bow

  fire ... fire

  tailung is free , I must warn shifu

  you are not going nowhere , neither is he

  let go of me

  bring that up ~~

  wait ...

  bring it back

  he's going this way

  he won't get far, archers~~

  we are dead , so very very dead

  hahah ... not yet , we're not .. now

  can we run now ...

  yes~~

  I'm glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I 've been forgotten . fly back there and tell them , the real dragon warrior is coming home


  ---------------16------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

  good morning master!

  panda , panda , wake up , heheheh ... he's quit

 ---------------17------------JADE PALACE的广场上---------------

  what do we do now , master ? with the panda gone , who will be the dragon warrior ?

  all we can do is use more training and trust in time the true dragon warrior would be revealed ..

  what are you doing here

  hah~~hi , good morning master , I thought I warm up a little

  you're stuck

  stuck ? no ... what , stu ~~hehe .. nah, this is what I'm gonna ... yeh ...I 'm stuck

  help him

  oh dear .. and maybe on three , one two,

  three, ha~~thank you

  don't metion it

  no really I appriciate ..

  ever..

  hmmm .. you actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night ? it takes years to develope one's flexibility , and years longer to apply it in combat ..

  ohhh~~

  put that down ! the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones

  yeh~~hahahah~~ excellent!

  let's get started

  are you ready

  I was born ready ~~ahh ~~ oh

  I'm sorry brother ~I thought you said you were ready

  that was awesome ! let's go again !

  hmmm..I 've been taking it easy on you panda , but no more , your next opponent will be me

  alright ~~ yeh~~~~~ let's go

  step forth .... two pathes to victory is to find your opponent's weakness , and make him suffered for it

  ohhh ~~ yeh

  to take his strength , and use it against him , untill he finally bows or quits

  but a real warrior never quits , don't worry master , I will never quit ! ah~~~oh~~~~~~

  if he's smart, he won't come back up those steps

  but he will

  he's not gonna quit, is he?

  he's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that. heheheh ...

  ---------------18------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

  I thought you said acupuncture would make me fell better

  trust me it will , it 's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all these f~~

  fat ?

  fur, I was gonna say fur

  sure you were

  who am I here to judge a warrior based on his size , I mean , look at me , I'm over here

  ahhh~~

  maybe you should take a look at this again

  oh~~~ok~

  aohh~~ stop it hahahah~~ I know master shifu was trying to inspire me and all ,but if I didn't know any better, I'd say he's tring to get rid of me , heheheh~~he~he~he~~

  I know he can seem kind of heartless , but you know he wasn't always like that

  acording to legend , there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile

  no

  yes

  but that was before

  before what ?

  before tailung

  ahh~~yeh~~we're not really suppposed to talk about him

  well ,if he's going to stay here , he should know

  guys guys , I know about tailung , he was a student , the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu, and then he turned bad , and then was in jail

  he wasn't just a student, shifu found him as a cub, and he raised him as a son . and when the boy showed talent in kung fu , shifu trained him , he believed in him . he told him he was destined for greatness. it was never enough for tailung . he wanted the dragon scroll, but oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused . outraged , tailung laid waste to the valley . he tried to take the scroll by force, and shifu had to destroy what he had created ,but how could he ? shifu loved tailung like he had never loved anyone before , or since . and now he has a chance to make things right, to train the true dragon warrior , and he's stuck with you , a big fat panda , who treats it like a joke, oh~~~~~~~that is it !

  wait , my fault , I accidentally treated his facial nerve ~~~and may have also stopped his heart

  ---------------19------------SHIFU的房间---------------

  inner peace .. inner peace ..inner ~~in~~in~~in~~in~~inner peace ...would whoever's making that flapping sound , quiet down .. .in~ner~~ (要说师傅的耳朵还是做得很灵活的)

  ah~~~~~~~

  ohhhh, zeng ,excellent, haha, I could use some good news right now

  ah~~~~~~~

  ---------------20------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下---------------

  master , master ...

  hmm ?

  I~~I have~~~it's a ~~ah~~it's very bad news

  ah...shifu.. there is just news , there is no good or bad

  master , your vision , your vision was right ! tailung has broken out of prison , he's on his way

  that is bad news , if you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him

  the panda ? master , that panda is not the dragon warrior , he wasn't even meant to be here , it was an accident!

  there are no accidents

  yes I know , you've said that already, twice

  well, that was no accident either

  thrice

  my old friend , the panda will never fulfill his destiny know you yours , until you let go of the illusion of control

  illusion?

  yes , look at this tree , shifu , I can not make it boloosm when it suits me , nor make it bear fruits before it's time

  but there are things we can control , I can control when the fruit will fall , and I can control where to plan the seed , haiya~~ that is no illusion master

  ahh yes .. but no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree , you may wish for an apple or an orange , but you will get a peach

  but a peach can not defeat tailung

  maybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nurture it , to believe in it

  but how , how , I need your help , master

  no , you just need to believe . promise me shifu ,promise me you will believe

  I~~I will try

  hmmm .. good , my time has come , you must continue your journey without me

  what~~what~~what~~what are you ~~ wait ... master ... you can't leave me

  you must believe

  master~~~~~

  关键词:believe.everyone must believe in youself.


  ---------------21------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

  I am not scared , yeh , coz I am like fine , you maybe a wolf , you maybe the scarest fiend in hujian province ,but you are a lousy tipper

  really ?

  so how did you get outta there alive ?

  I meant I didn't ~~I didn't actually say that , but I thought it ..in.. in my mind .. if he could read my mind he'd have been like ~~what !

  what ?

  do you like it ?

  this is really good

  now , come on , you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup , he actually knows the secret ingredient

  what are you talking about , this is amazing

  whoa~~ you are a really good cook

  I wish my mouth was bigger

  tigeres , you've got to try this

  hmmm, it is said that the dragon can survive for a month at the time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe

  I guess my body doesn't know it's the dragon warrior yet .heheh~~ I'm gonna need a lot more than dew and the universe juice ... what ?

  oh nothing .. master shifu

  hahahahahah~~

  you will never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 ponds and brush your teeth

  hahahah~~~~

  what is that noise you are making ? laughter ? I never heard of it ... work hard panda , and maybe someday you will have ears like mine !

  hahah~~

  that's good

  oh~~~~~~

  ears ? it's not working for ya ? I thought they were pretty good .

  it's shifu

  of coz it's shifu , what do think I am doing ooooo~~~~~master shifu...ah~~~~~

  heheheheh~~

  do you think this is funny ? tailung has escaped from prison , and you are acting like children !

  what ?

  he is coming for the dragon scroll , and you are the only one who can stop him

  hahahah~~ and here i am saying you got no sense of humor, I'm gonna s~~stop him? what ? you serious ? and I have to ~~no ~~master oogway will stop him , he did it before , he will do it again

  oogway can not , not any more

  ah~~~~

  our only hope is the dragon warrior

  the panda ?

  yes the panda

  master please , let us stop tailung , this is what you 've trained us for

  no , it is not your destiny to defeat tailung , it is his ! where did he go ?

---------------22------------JADE PALACE下山路上---------------

  ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  you can not leave , a real warrior never quits(名副其实的武士从不放弃)

  watch me ! come on , how am I supposed to beat tailung , I can't even beat you to the stairs

  you will beat him because you are the dragon warrior

  awww~ you don't believe that , oh~~ you never believed that , from the first moment I got here , you've been tried to get rid of me

  yes , I was ,but now I ask you to trust in your master , as I've come to trust in mine

  you are not my master , and I am not the dragon warrior

  then why didn't you quit? you know I was trying to get rid of you , yet you stayed ?

  yeh, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurts. but it could never hurt more than it did everyday in my life just being me . I stayed ,because I thought .. if anyone could change me , could make me not me , it was you, the greatest kung fu teacher in all of china!

  but I can change you , I can turn you into the dragon warrior , and I will

  come on ..tailung is on his way here right now , and even if it takes him a hurdred years to get here , how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior , huh ? how ~~ how~~ how~~~~~~

  I don't know .. hmm .. I don't know

  that's what I thought

  ---------------23------------JADE PALACE下山路上---------------

  this is what you trained me for

  tigeress ...

  don't try and stop me

  we are not trying to stop you

  what ?

  we are coming with you

  ---------------24------------JADE PALACE里---------------

  what ? I eat when I am upset ok ?

  oh , no need to explain , I just thought you might be monkey , he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf

  don't tell monkey

  look at you

  yeh ... I know , I disgust you

  no no ... I mean , how did you get up there ?

  I don't know , I ... I just .. I don't know , I was getting the cookie

  and yet you are 10 feet off the ground , and have done a perfect split

  now this ? this is just an accident .. ow~~~~~

  there are no accidents , come with me

  ---------------24------------去POOL OF SACRED TEARS的路上---------------

  I know you are trying to be all mystical in kung-fu-ie~~~ but could you at least tell me where we are going ? you ... drag me all the way out here for a bath ?

  panda , we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacret tears

  uh ? the pool of

  this is where oogway unravel发现 the mysteries of harmony and focus阴阳调和秘密 , this is the birth place of kung fu ....... do you want to learn kung fu

  yeh~~~~~

  then I AM your master

  ok ~~~~~~~~~~~~

  don't cry

  ok...

  ---------------25------------POOL OF SACRED TEARS的草地上---------------

  when you focus on kung fu , when you concentrate , you stink .. but perhaps that is my fault. I can not train you the way I 've trained the five . I now see that the way to get through to you is with this

  oh~~~~~ great .. coz I am hungry

  hahahahah~~ good , when you have been trained , you may eat ... let's begin

  after you panda

  just like that ? no setups ... no ... no .. no .. no ten mile hike ?

  I vowed to train you , and you have been trained , you are free to eat ...enjoy

  hey ~~

  I said you are free to eat , have a dumpling

  hey~~~~~~~

  you are free to eat ...

  am I ?

  are you ?

  I'm not hungry , master ...


  ---------------26------------通往VALLEY OF PEACE的路上---------------

  cut it

  where's the dragon warrior

  how do you know you are not looking at her

  hahahah ~~~~ you think I'm a fool ? I know you are not the dragon warrior , none of you . I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire , that he is the warrior , unlike anything the world has ever seen

  po ?

  so that is his name , po ... finally , a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

  we got this , help her

  monkey ~~

  go ~

  mantis ...

  now !

  shifu taught you well , but he didn't teach you everything

  ---------------27------------返回JADE PALACE的路上---------------

  you've done well panda

  done well ..done well ? hahah I 've done awesome !

  the mark of the true hero is humility 真正的英雄起码的标准是谦虚。,but yes , you've done awesome

  huh~~guys ? guys ! they are dead ? no , they are breathing , they are asleep ? no their eyes are open

  we were no match for his nerve attack

  he has gotten stronger

  who ? tailung ? stronger !!

  he's too fast , sorry po

  I thought we could stop him

  he could have killed you

  why didn't he?

  so you can come back and strike fear into our heart , but it won't work

  uh~~~~~ it might , I mean , a little , mmmm~ I'm pretty scared

  you can defeat him panda

  are you kidding , they can't , they are five masters , I 'm just one me !

  but you will have the one thing that no one else does

  ---------------28------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR里---------------

  you really believe I am ready?

  you are , po. behold , the dragon scroll , it is yours

  wait , what happens when I read it

  no one knows , but legend says you would be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat

  oh .. really ? that's cool

  yes , and see light in the deepest cave , you will feel the universe in motion around you

  whoa~~~~ can I punch thru walls , can I .. can I .. can I do a quadro backflip

  focus focus

  uh ~~

  focus

  ah yeh yeh

  read it po , and fulfill your destiny . read it , and become the dragon warrior

  wow~~~~~~~it's impossible to open ......come on baby , come on now . thank you , probably I 've loosened it up for you though... ok , here it goes .. ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~it's blank

  what ?

  yeh , look

  no , I am forbidden to look upon... blank ... I don't .. I don't understand

  ok , so like , oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all

  no , oogway was wiser than us all

  oh , come on , face it , he picked me by accident , of course I am not the dragon warrior .. who am I kidding

  but who will stop tailung ?

  he'll detroy everthing and everyone

  no .. evacuate the valley , you must protect the villagers from tailung's rage

  what about you master ?

  I will fight him

  what

  I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape

  but shifu , he'll kill you

  then I will finally pay for my mistake . listen to me all of you , it is time for you to continue your journey without me . I 'm very proud to have been your master

  ---------------29------------VALLEY OF PEACE里---------------

  we've got to get them out safely

  come little one , let's find you mama

  viper , gather the southen farmers , mantis , the north , crane , light the way

  ---------------30------------PO家里---------------

  look, it's the dragon warrior

  ah~~~~~hey dad

  po .. good to have you back son

  good to be back

  let's go po

  so for our next shot , it's time to face it , the future of noodles is dice cut vegetables , no longer slices , and , also I was thinking , maybe this time we will have a kitchen you can actually step up in , hmm ? you like that ? ah ~~po ...I....I ..I am sorry , things didn't work out , it just wasn't meant to be .

  ah~~~~~~

  po , forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits , we are noodle folk , broth runs deep through our veins

  I don't know dad , honestly , sometime I can't believe I am actually your son

  ohh~~po , I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago

  ok ?

  the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup

  oh~~~

  come near me ... the secret ingredient is ... nothing

  huh ?

  you heard me , nothing .. there is no secret ingredient

  wait wait , it's just plain old noodle soup? you don't add some kind of special sauce or something ?

  don't have to , to make something special , you just have to believe it's special (不怕做不到,就怕想不到。有志者,事竟成)

  there is no secret ingredient

  ---------------31------------JADE PALACE里---------------

  I have come home , master

  this is no longer your home , and I am no longer your master

  oh yes , you have a new favorite, so where is this ..po? did I scare him off ?

  this battle is between you and me

  so , that is how it's going to be

  that is how it must be

  I rotted in jail for twenty year because of your weakness

  obeying your master is not weakness

  you knew I was the dragon warrior , you always knew . but when oogway said otherwise , what did you do ? what did you do ! nothing !!

  you were not meant to be the dragon warrior ,that was not my fault

  not your fault ? who filled my head with dreams . who drove me to train until my bones cracked . who denied me my destiny

  It was never my decision to make

  it is now , give me the scroll

  I would rather die

  what I ever did , I did to make you proud , tell me how proud you are , shifu ! tell me ... tell me ~~~~~

  I ~~ I have always been proud of you , on the first moment I've been proud of you . and it was my pride that blinded me , I loved you too much to see what you were becoming , what I was turning you into , I'm s~~ I'm sorry

  I don't want you apology , I want my scroll , what , where is it ?

  dragon warrior has taken scroll half way across china right now , you would never see that scroll , tailung .. never ... never

  hey! stairs ~~~ ahhh

  who are you ?

  buddy , I am the dragon warrior ah...

  you ? heheheh ~~ him ? he 's a panda , you're a panda , what are you gonna do big buy , sit on me ?

  don't tempt me , now .. I'm gonna use , this , hahah~~ you want it , come get it ! ah~~~~~~~~~

  finally ...

  that scroll is mine...

  hey...

  I like that wow~~

  this scroll is giving him power

  finally .. oh ... yes . heheh ~~ the power of the dragon scroll is mine ! it's nothing

  ohh ~~ it's ok , I didn't get it the first time either

  what ?

  there is no secret ingredient , it 's just you

  ya ~~~~~~~

  hahah ~~ hahah~~ stop it , no , I 'm gonna pee .. don't .. don't ...hahah .. don't don't

  you can not defeat me , you , you are just a big fat panda !

  I'm not a big fat panda , I 'm THE big fat panda

  ah~~~~ the wushi finger hold

  oh you know this hold

  you're bluffing ? you're bluffing ! shifu didn't teach you that

  nope , I figured it out , skadoosh!

  ---------------32------------VALLEY OF PEACE里---------------

  oh .. look , the dragon warrior

  yeah ~~~~~~~~~~~ dragon warrior ....

  that 's my boy , that big lovely kung fu warrior is my son , yes ...

  thanks dad ... hey guys

  master~~

  master~~~~~~

  heh ..master ? master shifu ..

  ---------------33------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR里---------------

  master .. shifu , shifu , are you ok ?

  hmm ? po , you are alive , or we're both dead

  no master , I didn't die , I defeated tailung

  you did ? whoa~~~~ it is as oogway foretold , you are the dragon warrior you have brought peace to this valley , and , and me , thank you , thank you , po thank you .. thank you ...

  no , master .. no no no , don't die shifu , please !

  I'm not dying you idiot , ah~~~~ dragon warrior , I'm simply at peace , finally

  ohh ~~ so um, I should stop talking ?

  if you can

  can I get something to eat ?

  yeh ~~~~~

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