1，I mean, there is a certain irony involved when guys who spend the first years of their sex lives preoccupied with not getting girls pregnant (and when I first started, condoms were still in) then reverse their thinking and become obsessed with conception and not its contra.
熟词新意
conception 可变名词 受孕;怀孕 Conception is the process in which the egg in a woman is fertilized and she becomes pregnant.
仿写：Six weeks after conception your baby is the size of your little fingernail. 怀孕6个星期后，胎儿的大小相当于小拇指的指甲。
2，The nurse-screwing-up alibi is pretty trite.
alibi 可数名词 借口；托词 You can say that someone has an alibi when they can prove that something was not their fault.
仿写：He had a perfect alibi and the police let him go. 他有不在犯罪现场的确凿证明，警方便放了他。
3，'She bought it?'
熟词新意
buy 动词 相信；接受 If you buy an idea or a theory, you believe and accept it.
仿写：I'm not buying any of that nonsense.我才不信那些废话。
4，'Jennifer!' I bellowed, now honestly hurt. 'I will not have that kind of talk at my breakfast table!'
bellow 动词（人）吼叫，咆哮 If someone bellows, they shout angrily in a loud, deep voice.
仿写：'I didn't ask for it myse!' she bellowed.
5，'Then get your ass home to my dinner table. Okay?
get your ass
有时sb's ass = sb
老美常常喜欢用ass指代人，有情绪在里面的，一般是愤怒。有部电影我忘了是什么了，里面就有一个场景，汽车追尾，前面那个人就怒冲下来对后面那人大喊一声： Get your ass outta your car.
goosip girl season3 就有一段，貌似是Serina起身要走，Blair怒吼一声： Sit your ass down.=sit down
我有一次在酒吧，一个美国人迟迟不来，我就怒发了一条短信给他: Get your ass over here. 意思就是让他赶紧杀过来
kick your ass不是真的要踢你PP，而是揍你
有的时候sb's ass就是ass，比如 he is always kissing his boss's ass. 他总是拍他老板的马屁
