• A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hoppingacross the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.
  一个男人幸福地沿着公路行驶，当他看到复活节兔子跳横在路中间。他转弯以避免撞到兔子，但不幸的是，兔子跳到了他的车前被撞了。一篮子鸡蛋到处飞。
• The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
  司机既是一个敏感的人又是一个爱动物的人，就把车停在路边，走出去看看兔子背着篮子的样子。令他沮丧的是，色彩缤纷的兔子死了。司机感到内，开始哭泣。
• A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
  一名妇女沿着同一条高速公路行驶，看到该名男子在路边哭泣并停了下来。她从车上走出来，问那个人怎么了。
• "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
  他解释说：“我感到可怕，我不小心打了复活节兔子并杀死了它。可能因为我而没有复活节。我该怎么办？”
• The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
  女人告诉男人不要担心。她确切地知道该怎么办。她去了汽车后备箱，掏出一个喷雾罐。她走到the脚的死去的兔子身上，然后将罐头的全部内容物喷在那只毛茸茸的小动物身上。
• Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
  不可思议的是复活节兔子来到回来生活，一跃而起，拿起鸡蛋洒和糖果，挥舞着它的爪子在两个人和跳上前进的道路。在50码以外的地方，复活节兔子停了下来，转过身来，挥舞着又跳了下去，再走了50码，转过身来，挥舞着，跳了另外50码，然后又挥了挥！
• The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
  那人大吃一惊。他对那个女人说：“您的喷雾罐里有天堂的名字吗？您在复活节兔子身上喷了什么？” 女人把罐子转过来，让男人可以看标签。它说：“喷发。恢复死发的生命。增加永久性的波浪。”