What are the best funny short stories?

标题:有哪些超有意思的小故事?

Noor Ashique的回答

THE NAUGHTY KIDS

Once, two kids (a boy and a girl) of class 2 went to the staffroom.

The boy curiously asks his teacher , “ Sir, is it possible for us kids to have children ???”

The teacher smiles and says, “No, my dear..!”

The boy then turns towards the girl and says :-

“See, I told you not to worry…!!”

Teacher faints.

调皮的小屁孩

有一次,二班班上的两个小孩(一个男孩和一个女孩)去老师办公室。

小男孩好奇的问他的老师,“老师,我们孩子之间能有“孩子”吗???”

老师笑答:“亲爱的,不会有的。。!”

然后男孩转身对女孩说:“

你看,我就告诉你不用担心。。。!!”

老师晕倒了。

(估计只是亲了一下,→_→)


The Silly Mother or Witty Maya.

Once upon a time there lived a girl called Maya . One day when she came home from school she went straight to her mother and said ” Mummy , today my teacher punished me for something I didn’t do . The mother was very angry and went straight to her teacher and scolded her , but she didn’t ask Maya what she didn’t do.

when she came home she said “I scolded your your teacher nicely for just scolding you ” then she asked “by the way Maya what is that you didn’t do her mother asked “My homework” said Maya…!!

傻傻的老妈,机灵的Maya

从前,有个叫Maya的小女孩。有一天,她放学回家,走到她妈妈面前说:“妈,今天老师因为我有些事情没完成就惩罚了我。”妈妈非常生气,找到Maya的老师,训了她一顿,但她没有问Maya到底没有完成什么。

当她回家告诉Maya:“我狠批了你们老师就像他对你那样,不过话说回来你到底啥没做完?”

Maya说:“我的家庭作业。。。”

(Maya内心os:一换一,这波不亏。。。)


The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

一个孩子和他老妈

一个好奇的小孩问他老妈:“妈妈,为什么你有白头发了呀?”

妈妈想借此机会教育下小孩:“都是因为你,每次你不听话我就长根白头发!”

小孩天真的说:“现在我明白外婆为什么有那么多白头发了。”

(孩子,为何你如此优秀)


Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

错误的邮件地址

一对夫妇打算去旅游,但是妻子在外出差,所以丈夫就比他妻子提前一天到达目的地。

当他到达旅馆以后,就打算发个e-mail给他妻子。

但不幸的是,在填她地址时,丈夫填错了,邮件发到了一个老牧师的妻子手上,而她丈夫前一天刚去世。

当这个悲伤的寡妇打开她的邮件后,她瞅了一眼显示器,然后大叫一声,就倒地昏死过去。

听到了她的惨叫,她家人冲进她的房间,看到了屏幕上的那封邮件。

亲爱的

我刚到这边,所有东西都为你明天的到来准备好了。

P.S.这里确实挺热的

(热是重点hhh)


Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

聪明的小孩儿

一个警察找到了一处完美的藏身处来监视超速司机。

有一天,警察惊讶的发现所有人都开的很慢,所以他想找到问题的原因。

一个10岁的小孩儿站在路边举着个大牌子,上面写着“小心雷区。”

后来警察还发现同伙,离他100码处的另一个小男孩,放了另一块写着“TIPS”的牌子,他脚边还有一个装满零钱的小桶。


在quora上看到的一个回答,感觉笑点好低a,hhh。

不过主要是尝试下,第一次在简书上发东西,之后不定期会搬些有意思的内容。




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