text-killer
聊天杀手
Phrases and words such as "lol yeah" and "k" that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.
“呵呵”这类词汇可以终止任何聊天
01 lol /lɑːl/
哈哈哈（laughing out loud的缩写，在社交媒体或手机短信中谈及好笑的事情或开玩笑时使用）
abbreviation for laughing out loud: used, for example on social media and in text messages, when you think something is funny or you intend it as a joke
# 例句
I put my pants on back to front this morning lol.
我今天早上把裤子前后穿反了，哈哈哈。
02 guarantee /ˌɡer.ənˈtiː/
保证；担保；保障
to promise that something will happen or exist
# 例句
European Airlines guarantees its customers top-quality service.
欧洲航空公司保证为乘客提供最好的服务。
The label on this bread says it is guaranteed free of/from preservatives (= it contains no preservatives).
这种面包的标签上写着保证不含防腐剂。
03 conversation /ˌkɑːn.vɚˈseɪ.ʃən/
交谈，谈话，对话
(a) talk between two or more people in which thoughts, feelings, and ideas are expressed, questions are asked and answered, or news and information is exchanged
# 例句
She had a strange conversation with the man who moved in upstairs.
她跟搬到楼上的那个家伙进行了一次奇怪的交谈。
It's impossible to hold/carry on a conversation with all this noise going on!
周围这么吵根本无法谈话！
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