"Oh," said Digory, very surprised. "Well, alright, I'll say I'm sorry. And I really am sorry about what happened in the waxworks room.
There: I've said I'm sorry. And now, do be decent(正派的)and come back. I shall be in a frightful hole if you don't."
"I don't see what's going to happen to you. It's Mr Ketterley who's going to sit on red hot chairs and have ice in his bed, isn't it?"
"It isn't that sort of thing," said Digory. "What I'm bothered about is Mother. Suppose that creature went into her room. She might frighten her to death."
"Oh, I see," said Polly in rather a different voice. "Alright. We'll call it Pax (和平女神). I'll come back - if I can. But I must go now."
And she crawled through the little door into the tunnel; and that dark place among the rafters (椽) which had seemed so exciting and adventurous a few hours ago, seemed quite tame (平淡) and homely (平凡的) now.
We must now go back to Uncle Andrew. His poor old heart went pit-a-pat (噼噼啪啪) as he staggered (蹒跚) down the attic stairs and he kept on dabbing (擦) at his forehead with a handkerchief.
When he reached his bedroom, which was the floor below, he locked himself in. And the very first thing he did was to grope (摸索) in his wardrobe (衣柜) for a bottle and a wine-glass which he always kept hidden there where Aunt Letty could not find them.
He poured himself out a glassful of some nasty, grown-up drink and drank it off at one gulp. Then he drew a deep breath.{1}
"Upon my word," he said to himself. "I'm dreadfully shaken. Most upsetting! And at my time of life!"
He poured out a second glass and drank it too; then he began to change his clothes. You have never seen such clothes, but I can remember them.
He put on a very high, shiny, stiff collar (硬领) of the sort that made you hold your chin (下巴) up all the time. He put on a white waistcoat (背心) with a pattern on it and arranged his gold watch chain across the front.
He put on his best frock-coat (男大衣), the one he kept for weddings and funerals (葬礼). He got out his best tall hat and polished it up.
There was a vase of flowers (put there by Aunt Letty) on his dressing table; he took one and put it in his buttonhole.
He took a clean handkerchief (a lovely one such as you couldn't buy today) out of the little lefthand drawer and put a few drops of scent (香水) on it.
He took his eye-glass, with the thick black ribbon (丝带), and screwed it into his eye; then he looked at himself in the mirror.
Children have one kind of silliness (愚蠢), as you know, and grown-ups have another kind. At this moment Uncle Andrew was beginning to be silly in a very grown-up way.
Now that the Witch was no longer in the same room with him he was quickly forgetting how she had frightened him and thinking more and more of her wonderful beauty.
He kept on saying to himself, "A dem (极其) fine woman, sir, a dem fine woman. A superb creature."
He had also somehow (莫名其妙地) managed to forget that it was the children who had got hold of this "superb creature": he felt as if he himself by his Magic had called her out of unknown worlds.{2}
"Andrew, my boy," he said to himself as he looked in the glass, "you're a devilish (非常) well preserved fellow for your age. A distinguished (卓著的)-looking man, sir."
You see, the foolish old man was actually beginning to imagine the Witch would fall in love with him.
The two drinks probably had something to do with it, and so had his best clothes. But he was, in any case, as vain (自负的) as a peacock (孔雀); that was why he had become a Magician.
He unlocked the door, went downstairs, sent the housemaid (女佣) out to fetch a hansom (小马车) (everyone had lots of servants in those days) and looked into the drawing room.
There, as he expected, he found Aunt Letty. She was busily mending (修理) a mattress (床垫). It lay on the floor near the window and she was kneeling on it.
"Ah, Letitia my dear," said Uncle Andrew, "I - ah have to go out. Just lend me five pounds or so, there's a good gel." ("Gel" was the way he pronounced girl.)
"No, Andrew dear," said Aunty Letty in her firm, quiet voice, without looking up from her work. "I've told you times without number that I will not lend you money."
"Now pray don't be troublesome, my dear gel," said Uncle Andrew. "It's most important. You will put me in a deucedly (非常) awkward (尴尬的) position if you don't."
"Andrew," said Aunt Letty, looking him straight in the face, "I wonder you are not ashamed to ask me for money."
There was a long, dull story of a grown-up kind behind these words. All you need to know about it is that Uncle Andrew, what with "managing dear Letty's business matters for her", and never doing any work, and running up large bills for brandy (白兰地) and cigars (雪茄) (which Aunt Letty had paid again and again) had made her a good deal poorer than she had been thirty years ago.
"My dear gel," said Uncle Andrew, "you don't understand. I shall have some quite unexpected expenses today. I have to do a little entertaining (款待). Come now, don't be tiresome (无聊的)."
"And who, pray, are you going to entertain, Andrew?" asked Aunt Letty.
"A - a most distinguished visitor has just arrived."
"Distinguished fiddlestick (无聊的事)!" said Aunt Letty. "There hasn't been a ring at the hell for the last hour."
At that moment the door was suddenly flung open. Aunt Letty looked round and saw with amazement that an enormous woman, splendidly dressed, with bare (赤裸的) arms and flashing eyes, stood in the doorway. It was the Witch.
"Now; slave, how long am I to wait for my chariot?" thundered the Witch. Uncle Andrew cowered away from her.
Now that she was really present, all the silly thoughts he had while looking at himself in the glass were oozing (渗出) out of him.{3} But Aunt Letty at once got up from her knees and came over to the centre of the room.
"And who is this young person, Andrew, may I ask?" said Aunt Letty in icy tones.
"Distinguished foreigner - v-very important p-person," he stammered.
"Rubbish!" said Aunt Letty, and then, turning to the Witch, "Get out of my house this moment, you shameless hussy (贱妇), or I'll send for the police."
She thought the Witch must be someone out of a circus (马戏团) and she did not approve of bare arms.
"What woman is this?" said Jadis. "Down on your knees, minion (奴才), before I blast you."
"No strong language in this house if you please, young woman," said Aunt Letty.
Instantly, as it seemed to Uncle Andrew, the Queen towered up to an even greater height. Fire flashed from her eyes: she flung out her arm with the same gesture and the same horrible-sounding words that had lately turned the palace gates of Charn to dust.
But nothing happened except that Aunt Letty, thinking that those horrible words were meant to be ordinary English, said:
"I thought as much. The woman is drunk. Drunk! She can't even speak clearly."
