Here we go. Sit properly? Cheers.

行了。坐着还舒坦吧？谢谢。

Bill? Mick Hucknall.

确实有点像

Hey, this is fun. It's been a good night so far.

真有意思。到现在今晚的约会还挺愉快。

Yes, it's been really good, yeah. Yeah, I'll be honest, when Julie suggested we get together, I was like no.

是啊，非常愉快。其实之前朱莉撮合咱俩的时候我还不太愿意。

You know, I get set up a lot by friends, and it never works out.

经常有朋友给我介绍对象，没一个靠谱的。

Tell me about it. Me too.

说来听听，我也是这样啊。

You know, I hate dates usually. They should call dates "Spend some time with a big fat loser!" But this has been brilliant.

我通常都不喜欢约会。约会应该叫"和胖衰人打发时间"！但今晚挺棒的。

Hey...I was thinking, afterwards, maybe you'd like to come back to my place?

我在想，晚餐后，或许你愿意回我家坐坐？

We could listen to the new Jamie Cullum album.

我们听听杰米·卡伦的新专辑。

Maybe, yeah! Yeah, yeah, that'd be...really nice actually.

或许吧，挺好！这安排真是挺好。

Great. Let me guess...You're a...red wine person?

太好了。让我猜猜...你应该...喜欢红酒？

Yes, yes I am!

答对啦，确实喜欢！

I would be too, if we could get some service round here!

我也是，我们开始点餐了！

Yeah, you, Hucknall. When you, when you Simply Ready? Unbelievable.

喂，就你，哈克纳。你啥时才能来点餐？这么慢啊。（哈克纳是Simple Red乐队主唱，Simply Ready为取谐音嘲讽。）

Oh, I should say, um, I don't really like sharing.

对了，或许应该说，我不大喜欢合餐的。

So you get what you want, I'll get what I want, we leave it at that. I just think it's a lot less confusing.

所以还是你点你的，我点我的，各管各的。这样省的弄乱了。

Sure, sure. Did you say Jamie Cullum? - Yeah.

好的，好的。你刚说的是杰米·卡伦吧？-没错。

I hate Jamie Cullum.

我超讨厌杰米·卡伦。

Oh, and, just to say, "I don't really like sharing." With the rising inflection and everything.

然后，他居然对我说，"我不喜欢一起吃。"阴阳怪气的，什么人啊。

In a tapas restaurant, he doesn't like sharing.

在塔帕斯餐厅，他居然说不喜欢请客。

What the heck is tapas?

塔帕斯是什么鬼东西？（Tapas中的a可发成"塔"音，也可发成"泰"音，莫斯在这纠结了。）

You know, tapas, tiny food from Spain.

就是，塔帕斯嘛，西班牙小吃馆。

Oh, yes. Teipas. -Yeah, that's not how you say it. -Yes it is.

哦，那叫泰帕斯。-不是这么念的。-就这么念。

You're a teipas.

你才是泰帕斯。

What else? What else?

还有呢？还有啥？

What else? Oh God, you should have seen him with the waiters.

还有？对了，你没见他对待服务生的态度。

Rude? - Unbelievable!

没礼貌？-超没礼貌！

Oh yeah, I used to work as a waiter. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.

我以前当过服务生。谁对我不礼貌，我就让他们的菜在裤子里走一遭。

Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table?

天呐！上餐前走一遭？

No，after.

不 ，上桌后。

Of course before!Why would I do it afer?

当然是之前！我为啥要之后干？

Do you think they did that to him?

你觉得他们也对他这么干了吗？

Okay,well.While he was eating，did you ear anyone laughing?Like…in the kichen area.

嗯，他吃东西的时候，你听到有人在笑吗？在……厨房的那一带。

Yes! Yes I did,actually, yes I did.

真的，我听到了。

That‘ll be trouser food.

那就是裤菜了。

Oh God! Yeah.

我的天呀。

Probably a good thing you weren't sharing.

My God!

我的天。

I could have saved you the trouble.

我可能救了你。

That guy is famous,he's a mouth.

那家伙出名的大嘴巴。

They call him "The News"，because he was always talking about who he slept with.

大家叫他“睡透社”,因为他总是吹嘘他又睡了谁。

I wolud honestly rather sleep with a rat.

我TMD宁肯去睡一只老鼠。

Literally.

真的。

The thing I cannot understand yet,this:

我还是想不明白这件事：

This is man Julie on 5th thinks is perfect for me.

五楼的Julie觉得这个男人是我的最佳人选。

I mean what was she thinking?

我说她是怎么想的？

Wait a second.

等等。

Who do you know on 5th?Why?

你认识五楼的谁？怎么了？

What was the name, was it Judy or Julie?

名字是什么，Judy还是Julie？

Why do you need to know?

你知道这干嘛？

No reason.

不干嘛。

Lots of nice looking girls on fifth.Looking for an in,aren't we?

五楼有很多靓女。在里头挑一个，对吧？

An in? No! Thank you, no.

找个妞儿上？才怪！谢谢，免了。

Don't use my name to start leching around on 5th.

别打着我名号在五楼到处勾搭。

For your information, I do not lech. I have a little more class than that, thank you very much.

提示一下，我从不好色。我的档次很高的，谢谢你啊。

Post. - Thank you. Oh no, this is wrong. A lingerie catalogue for a Cathy Morgan Foreman.

有包裹。-谢谢。送错了吧。凯西·摩根·福尔曼订的内衣杂志。

I'll make sure that Cathy gets it.

我保证送到凯西手里。

Cathy Morgan Foreman, who is Cathy Morgan Foreman?

话说凯西·摩根·福尔曼是谁？

Cathy works in...Cathy works in the department of Shulupust.

凯西在...凯西在"稀里糊涂"部门。

Department of what?

什么部门？

Oh excuse me, that's my phone ringing.

不好意思，我电话响了。

I didn't hear anything?

我啥也没听见啊。

It's on vibrate. Hello? Hello, Cathy! Yes, you parcel did arrive, I'm keeping it here safe for you. No problem at all Cathy Morgan Foreman.

开的震动。喂？你好，凯西！对，你的包裹到了，我正在替你保管。没问题，凯西·摩根·福尔曼。

If he comes by...

如果他来串门...

Right. If who comes by?

如果谁来串门？

The News.

八卦王。

Yes, right?

他啊，干嘛？

If he calls, just tell him something.

如果他打电话来，你就跟他瞎扯扯，帮我挡一下。

Leave it with me! - Great!

包在我身上！-太好了！

Although I should just say I'm not very good at lying.

虽然我该说不是特别擅长撒谎。

I'm very good at lying.

我非常擅长撒谎。

I thought you were on the phone!

你不是在打电话吗！

Yeah, I am. Yes, that's fine. Hello?

没错。恩，好的。喂？
Listen Moss, you're not going to Court, yeah? Just tell him something.

莫斯，这点事儿不会让你上法庭的，好吗？随便扯点就行。

Yeah. It's just...I've never been very good at judging the scale of the lie. I'm not good at it. -Yes, stop over thinking everything.

我明白，我只是... 把握不好说谎的尺度。我很不会撒谎的。-别想太多。

I have never been able to do it. When I was a child, I told a whopper and it really...- And now you're getting myself in a tease. Just tell him I'm busy!

我从来不会撒谎。小时候，我曾经撒了个弥天大谎，它真的...-你现在这样正在惹毛我。告诉他我很忙！

You're busy! That's brilliant!

你很忙！太有才了！

Just don't let him in here under any circumstances.

无论什么情况，都别让他进来。

No! You're busy!

肯定不会进去！你很忙！

Hey, um, what was the name of that girl, that Jen knows, was it Julie or Judy?

嘿，那女孩儿叫什么来着，珍认识那个，是朱莉还是朱迪？

Yes, one of those.

没错，是其中之一。

Okay, I'm just going to go for a letch on fifth.

好吧，我要去五楼猎艳了。

Look! I told you she's busy! Hey, back off, bastard! This lady's busy! Too busy for you. Busy! Brilliant!

你看啊！我说了她很忙的！嘿，退回去，你这混蛋！这位女士很忙！没空理你。忙！这词太棒了！

Hello? Hello!

你好？我很好！

I'm just looking for Jen.

我来找珍。

I'm afraid Jen can't see you at the moment. She's very busy.

恐怕珍现在不能见你。她很忙。

Is she? She's a busy Miss Lizzy! Good bye!

是吗？她忙的一塌糊涂！再见！（这里与披头士乐队的Dizzy Miss Lizzy押韵）

What is she doing?

她在干嘛？

She's doing fine.

她干的很好。

Not how is she doing, what is she doing? Is she in here? No.

不是他干的怎样，我问的是"她在干嘛"？她在里面吗？不在。

I won't keep her seconds, I want to give her these.

我不会占她太多时间。我想给她送束花。

Don't give these. Just want to give her these. I won't keep her seconds She won't like them. She won't mind! She will mind.

别去送花了。我就想把花给她。不会占她很多时间的。她不会喜欢的。她不会介意的！她会介意的。

It's not a problem. I won't take any time. Look, why can't I go in?

没关系，要不了多久。干嘛不让我进去？

Because she's dead!

因为她死了！

What?

什么？

Yeah, she's dead. She...she died. She died last night.

她死了。她... 过世了。她昨晚过世了。

She died? !

她死了？！

Yeah! Completely.

是的！完全死亡了。