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Have you ever counted how many skills we must learn in our whole life? what skill do you think the most important? I vote for the skill of giving a speech. Think about it. How many times, how many situations don't we need to open our mouth to speak in our daily life and or work. Almost none, right? We want to be more smart and humorous when we are chatting with our friends, and we want to make ourself clear in the meeting, we want to show that we're capable in an interview, we want to be sharp even in a quarrel. And the good news is, this is the kind of skill we can totally master by practice.

I guess you must know Luo Yonghao if you are a user of Dedao app. He has a column on this app. Recently he's teaching us how to give an excellent speech. There are 13 elements we must pay attention to Including telling jokes, telling stories, be logical, showing data, be emotional, be passionate, giving images.

We are now coming to the jokes part, and he tells us where to find good jokes, when do we tell jokes and what kind of jokes should we tell during a speech.

For example, if we are going to give a speech about responsibility of a man in the family. We can tell this joke straight up right before the speech. This joke is so hilarious that I really wanna share with you.

"I have a friend, We call him Laoli. There was a time, he and his wife were obsessed with workout. So they went to the gym every day, and they were doing a good job. Then they started to take protein under the coach's guide to help shaping the muscle. But there was a side effect of taking protein that they farted badly.

Since the general consensus that women should be more elegant are wildly accepted, women are usually more awkward to be spotted farting. So Laoli and his wife made a serious decision that Laoli should take the responsibility of admitting his guilt every time his wife fart.

One day, they went to a friend's to play Mahjong. There are Laoli, his wife, I and Laotie. Suddenly someone farted loudly and horribly. Laoli raised his hand immediately, "Sorry, I did it." Laotie was confused and said, "How can? It was me who farted!" The story ends right here"

The audience will laugh, and you can begin your speech of men taking responsibility in the family. I bet all the audience would listen to you carefully. It's really a good way by telling a joke to start a speech right?

So that's all for my sharing today. To be continue.