There is a Gumbie Cat, her name is Jennyanydots.

Her coat is of the tabby kind, with tiger stripes and leopard spots.

All day she sits upon the stair or on the steps or on the mat.

But when the day's hustle and bustle is done,

Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.

And when all the family's in bed and asleep,

She tucks up her skirts to the basement to creep.

She is deeply concerned with the ways of the mice.

She has got them lined up on the matting,

She teaches them music, crocheting and tatting.

Their behaviour's not good and their manners not nice.

She is sure it is due to irregular diet;

So she sets right to work with her baking and frying.

She makes them a mouse--cake of bread and dried peas,

And a beautiful fry of lean bacon and cheese.

The curtain-cord she likes to wind, and tie it into sailor-knots.

She sits upon the window-sill, or anything that's smooth and flat.

She thinks that the cockroaches just need employment

To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment.

So she's formed, from that lot of disorderly louts,

A troop of well-disciplined helpful boy-scouts,

With a purpose in life and a good deed to do

And she's even created a Beetles' Tattoo.

So for Old Gumbie Cats let us now give three cheers

On whom well-ordered households depend, it appears.