1. "Well, I've started training my dog for the circus, so that takes up a considerable amount of time."
“怎么说呢，我最近一直在训练我的狗，想让它进马戏团。训狗把我的时间都占去了。”
2. "My dog fulfills my need for companionship. So do my cats...and my guinea pig."
“我已经有狗狗作伴了，还有喵喵，还有我的荷兰猪。”
3. "Have you seen the majority of the male population lately?!"
“你最近没听说吗，现在男性人口太多了，有一部分只能打光棍了？！”
4. Point to a random guy and say, "Him. We just don't like to interact in public settings."
随便指着一个路人甲说：“他就是我男友。一有其他人在，我俩就不好意思说话了。”
5. "No...but someone proposed to me at a bar last week. Does that count?"
“没有。不过上周在酒吧有人跟我求婚了。那个算吗？”
6. "I'm joining a convent. I'm really looking forward to taking that vow of chastity."
“我刚加入了一所尼姑庵，已经等不及要宣誓永守贞操了。”
7. "I'm going to Rome for a year and I don't want to be tied down when I'm surrounded by all those Italian men who are just dying to bring me home to their mothers and feed me homemade pasta."
“我打算去罗马待一年。一想到将要出现大把的意大利帅哥，急着带我见他们父母、给我做意大利面吃，我就不着急相亲了。”
8. "I'm in love with myself. Isn't that enough?"
“我爱上我自己了，不也挺好嘛？”
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