办公室的小趣事儿，你遇到过吗？<中英双语> Fun in the Office, Ever Met One?
原创：三木之旅
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当大多数人觉得冷的时候，有的人永远在喊热；在大多数人热的时候，有的人永远在喊冷。
When most are freezing, someone are hot;when most are hot, someone are freezing.
02
刚上班的时候，会精心打扮，慢慢的，就懒得打扮。
Newly at work, you would dress yourself up,and slowly winding up not giving a shit.
03
给好哥们儿发了个猥琐的表情，结果发到了部门群里。
Some indescribable picture is intended for your buddy, but it lands in the work chat group.
04
开完长会回办公室。大门紧闭，钥匙却在抽屉里。
After the long meeting, you drag yourself to the office. The door is locked. The keys are in the drawer.
05
他吃着泡面，她嚼着榴莲，你咽着口水把嘴唇舔。
He is enjoying the noodles. She is enjoying the durian. You are enjoying the saliva.
06
你的余光感应到领导熟悉的身影，你以非一般的速度关掉购物网页，紧锁双眉敲着键盘。
The sixth sense tells you that the boss is coming, and you rush to turn off the webpage for shopping, trying hard to be typing hard.
07
你打字打得啪啪啪，突然眼前一黑。有的人关灯时不小心拉了总闸。
You are typing crazy, and someone shut off the main switch unintentionally while intending to shut off the light.
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常常不见的，是笔，更常常不见的，是笔帽。
The pens are always missing, and the pen caps beat the pens in such case.
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你遇见李总，却喊成王总，不知李总可在意，总之你的心好疼。
You meet VP Li, and call him VP Wang. Promise me. Don****’t cry.
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