今天闲来无事，看了一本儿童英文书，觉得这个故事听搞笑的，索性来个翻译来分享一下！
Little Rose is watching TV. Her mother asks，
“Rose， what’s on TV？”
“A guy is drinking a glass of coke through his nose.”
“Stop watching that stupid thing. Please go to the shop and buy some eggs for me.”
“Okay， mom.”
“Be careful not to choose any bad ones.”
Half an hour later，Rose comes back home with a yellow plastic bag. Her mother takes the bag， and looks inside.
“What is it？”she asks.
“Eggs， of course！”Rose says，“I broke them all. Every one is good.”
“Are you joking？”her mother asks.
我把它们都敲破了
小罗丝在看电视，妈妈问道：“罗丝，电视上在演什么？”
“一个家伙在用鼻子喝可乐呢。”
“不要看那种愚蠢的东西了，去商店替我买些鸡蛋吧。”
“好的，妈妈。”
“小心不要挑选坏的哦。”
半小时后，罗丝拎着一个黄色塑料袋回来了。妈妈拿过袋子，往里面看了看。
“这是什么？”她问道。
“当然是鸡蛋啦！”罗丝回答说，“我把它们都敲破了，每一个都是好的。”
“你在开玩笑吗？”妈妈问道。
