I'd like to help pitch in with dinner.

Really?  You're joking.

No, I'd like to do something special for you on your birthday. I'd like that.

Alright.  put on this apron frist.

Ok..... Now how can I help, hon?

Hmm, Let me see..... Boil some water and then whisk two eggs.

Easy, I could do that with my eyes closed.

( After a while ) Done.

Not bad.  Okay, now take some meat and potatoes from the fridge.

How many potatoes do you need?

Three, and bring four bell peppers.

Gotcha… Ok, Here they are.

Now wash them, then dice the potatoes and peppers. Then slice the meat.

Where's the peeler?

It's in the cabinet.  Adam, the gas cooker doesn't work.

What? Oh, shit. I cut my finger.

let me take a look at that… I can't stop the bleeding. 

We need to go to the hospital.

I guess cooking is not as easy as I thought.

注释：

1. I'd like = I would like 我很乐意          dinner 晚餐/正餐

2.pitch in with 一起帮忙.    pitch 投球/球场      pitch in 参与/协力

3.joke 说笑话/开玩笑.      like to do 喜欢做某事

4.something special 特别的事情/特别的东西      special 特殊的/特别的

5.I'd like that 我喜欢这样

6.alright 好吧/好的    put on 穿上/戴上.    apron 围裙

7.how can I help 我该怎么帮你？  hon = honey 亲爱的

8.hmm 语气词，嗯

9.boil 烧/煮    and then 然后    whisk 搅拌/搅打

10.easy 容易的/舒适的        could, can的过去式    I could do that 我可以这么做

11.my eyes closed 闭上我的眼睛.  eye 眼睛  close 关闭/关上/合上

12.after a while 过了一会儿    while 在…期间/一段时间      done 完结/完毕

13.not bad 不错  bad令人不快的/坏的      meat 肉类    potatoes 马铃薯/土豆

14.fridge 冰箱  how many 多少    do you need 你需要吗？

15.bring 带来/取来    bell peppers 甜椒/灯笼椒    bell 钟状物/钟(声）  pepper 胡椒粉/甜椒

16.gotcha = got you, 明白了，常用于口语。

17. wash 清洗/ 洗涤    dice 把…切成丁      slice 把…切成片    peeler 削皮器

18.cabinet 橱柜/储物柜      gas cooker 煤气灶    gas 气体/煤气    cooker 灶具

19.shit 表示气愤      finger 手指        take a look at that 看一看      bleeding 流血的

20.hospital 医院.    as easy as 像…一样容易      thought  think的过去式 想法/看法