1. My slate wasn't just clean; it was boiled and bleached and shrink-wrapped.
我岂止是一张白纸？还是煮过漂过并用塑料薄膜热缩包装过的白璧无瑕。
（点评： 水至清则无鱼。 洁身自好到成了洁癖，需要生活在无菌室里，也太无趣了。）
2. I have danced to “Black Coffee in Bed”before and it's the longest six minutes and twelve seconds of your life.
我以前跳过“床上喝杯黑咖啡”这首舞曲，那可是你一生中最漫长的六分钟十二秒。
（点评： 我爱委婉语之余音绕梁。）
3. It was Dirty Dancing and he was Patrick Swayze, Saturday Night Fever and he was John Travolta.
如果那是《辣身舞》，他就是派屈克史威茨，如果那是《周末狂热》，他就是约翰特拉沃尔塔。
（点评： 舞中之王。 看过《周末狂热》的男人马上会爱上迪斯科。）
4. Growing a beard is the closest a man gets to having a pregnant stomach touched by strangers because everyone likes to touch a new beard , unless it's Michael Moor,s. （and have you seen that creepy pregnant man ? He has a beard and a pregnant belly so how do you know which to touch first ?）
男人蓄起胡子，几近让陌生人摸摸怀孕隆起的大肚子，因为谁都想摸摸刚长出来的胡子，除非是麦克穆尔的胡子。（还有，你有没有见过那位吓人的怀孕男人？他既有一把胡子又有一个大肚子，你怎么知道该先摸哪一个？）
（点评： 联想到的字眼：美髯公，隆中对。）
