“钱德勒的冷笑话”
Topic 2: “Cold joke by Chandler”
Alright, so I’m back in high school. I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
于是我回到了高中学校。我站在食堂中间，然后意识到我全身赤裸。
Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
噢，好吧，你做了这种梦。
Then I look down, and I realize there’s a phone, there.
然后我低下头，看见那里有一部手机。
Instead of ...?
就这样？
That’s right.
对的！
Never had that dream. No.
从来没做过这种梦。没有。
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
突然，那个电话响了起来。
And it turns out it’s my mother, which is very-very weird because she never calls me.
我发现那是我妈妈打来的，这太奇怪了，因为她从未给我打过电话。
(A very cold joke, right?)
钱德勒的梦（一个冷笑话）
