Raj要征友，他和Stuart在约会网站登记了信息，发现几百个人看了他们的主页，却没有一个人向他们打招呼。他们回到老路子，上酒吧去，刚对人说了句hello，人家就回了句不感兴趣。更惨。
Sheldon邀请Amy一起看他最爱的夺宝奇兵，Amy看了以后指出了剧情漏洞：主角的存在完全没影响结局。报复心重的Sheldon决定看Amy最爱的《傲慢与偏见》来找茬，结果没找到。他把这个剧情漏洞告诉大家，大家都陷入了困扰。
Penny买了本Leonard老妈写Leonard成长的失败书，Leonard很郁闷。为了安慰他，Penny对他尽量满足。他尝到了甜头，经常装出一副痛苦样。Howard听说后想有样学样，结果Bernadette根本不买账。直到Penny与Leonard老妈直接联系，老妈指出他在利用此操控Penny……
Stuart and I are putting dating profiles online. 我跟Stuart要填征友网站的资料
Can we please stop talking about this? 我们可以不谈这话题了吗
I wish there was something I could do to make you feel better. 真希望我能做些什么 让你好过一点
Of course, where am I to argue with a check-plus student? 当然 我怎么能质疑学生呢
Is makeup really necessary? 真的有必要化妆吗
That one's in the bank. 刚才那张不算
I think that works in your favor. 这对你有利
You're being too hard on yourself. 你对自己太严苛了
What's going on with you? 你到底怎么了
I'm not proud of it, but it does work. 这招挺贱 但超级管用
What is going on with you? 你到底是怎么回事
I'm not buying it. 我不信这套
You're trying to get back at me. 你是在报复我
Not interested. 没兴趣
