B just killed a man by accident. She is trying to calm herself down by repeating what she did to her friend A, who she thinks she can trust, despite A being very calm about this huge “disaster” since she thinks what happened happens everyday.
B: (trembling) You won’t believe this at all…
A: Oh please, nothing about you is even new to me.
B: But this is quite the real deal—I…I…I know that, but this isn’t what I would do, this is not me, this is not what I should be doing right now.
A: Very new.
B: Come on! You need to be serious about this, and you should be thinking of a solution for me, you have to do this for me, please…
A: Well, I don’t have much time, my parents want me home in like 30 minutes, so I’ll have to—
B: NO! You need to stay tonight, I’ll tell mom to tell your parents that, you have to stay here, shut your mouth and listen to this, don’t even budge!
A: What have I got to…
B: OKAY! I’m going to start, okay… start. So I…, actually a friend of mine told me a story of a friend’s friend living somewhere else in city, had recently found out that her sister, who won’t kill a fly, had committed a crime, like the kind that will keep you in jail for like life, and probably kill you there as well…Oh my god…I haven’t even thought about that.
A: Sure, you know I just told you I’ve got a funeral to attend, and that’s why I need to leave real soon, so that—
B: She killed someone! Okay? Big things! But by accident of course! Like taking a person’s life. That is very different from eating animals, because you know that is fine, and you can actually kill them without thinking, and you don’t actually have to kill them by your own hands. I’ve never even seen anything uncooked in my life! Holy cow!
A: What does that have to do with you, they kill a person, so they go to jail, and that’s that. This literally happens everyday, if you’re gonna freak out like this every single day, you won’t have time to even breathe. That’s how common human slaughtering is. I know you are probably in shock that my grandma knocked her head on the shelf and killed herself the afternoon you left our house, but our family has been expecting something like this to happen. Think about this, she is 104, she can leave us any minute, she doesn’t even know who her daughter is.
B: That’s weird to say, someone died, aren’t you sad, don’t you panic that death or murder could happen to you when you see someone die in front of you, you really think that she died just by knocking herself?
A: She's an antique, she is delicate and no longer performing any purpose, if she knew she’d be living till this day, she must have felt so bored. She no longer remembers anything, she died without any pain, like a soulless happy doll of yours.
B: Yea, okay, okay.
A: Can I go now?
B: OK.
A: (as she walked out the house) Weirdo.
