1. When you're young, happiness is something to be had; as you age, happiness becomes a goal that you chase; now you’ve grown, happiness is a state of mind that you try to understand.
小时候的快乐是样东西，拥有就幸福；成长时的快乐是个目标，达到就幸福；长大后的快乐是个心态，明白就幸福。
2. You know how everyone's saying seize the moment? I don't know, I'm kind of thinking, it's the other way around, you know, like the moment seizes us.
你明白为什么人们都说要抓住机会、把握此刻吗？我不明白。我觉得正好相反，是这一刻抓住了我们。
3. I've spent the first half of my life acquiring all this crap, and now I'm gonna spend the second half of my life.
我用前半辈子的时间得到了这些没用的，现在又要用后半辈子来想法设法
4. He can find his way home if he wants to.
只要他想，哪有找不到路回家的？
5. If you know that's where you wanna go, you should probably do that early acceptance thing, you know?
如果你是真的想去那里，你就要早点做好准备工作，知道吗？
6. Let them know you're a man who knows what he wants goes a long way in this life, all right?
让他们知道你是一个知道自己想要什么的人对你的人生有很大的帮助。
7. There are billions of us just laying around, not really doing anything. We've even pretty good at self-maintenance and reproducing constantly. How evil is that? We're fucked.
成千上亿的人只是活着而已，无所事事。我们也很会自我保养，并且能不断繁殖。多么可怕，我们都不再是自我了。
8. You don't have to listen to your parents after you turn. Especially if they’re not helping you financially.
十八岁以后你就没有必要听父母的话了，他们不给你钱你就更不用听了。
9. It means you are responsible for you, not your girlfriend, not your mom, not me, you.
我的意思是你要对自己负责，而不是对你的女朋友，不是对你妈，不是对我，而是对你自己。
10. If you truly take care of you, you will be amazed at how much girls start lining up at your front door.
如果你真的照顾好自己的心，你会惊讶的发现，不知有多少那样的姑娘在你门前排长队。
11. Life is expensive. You know, you have to be responsible.
生活很昂贵，你需要负责。
