【赚钱/工作】怪诞小镇

精明,见钱眼开的Grunkle Stan

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spared every expense.I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates.

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Wendy ,mark up the price, higher the better! Bleed them dry.

It's like when you look at tourists all you see are wallets with legs.

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Look kid, you don't make money by giving stuff away, you are off of register duty.

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"Please" never made me any money,kid,In fact, just saying the word is giving me a burning sensation.

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sure,I wish I could travel, but it's just not feasible in this economy.

管理之道

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-You have all these dumb fake exhibits in the shack. Meanwhile,I've seen actual amazing things in the forest every day.What if you hunted down a real attraction instead  of lying to people for a living .And you should be nicer to your employees ,too

-Look you Guys got a problem with how I run the shack.Take it up with complaints department.

*争论/打赌

-Did you seriously tell soon not to follow his hopes and dreams.because he couldn't handle it?

-Look,kid,let me break it down for you.Being boss is about commanding respect.If you give people everything they ask for, they'll walk all over ya.

-No way,I bet you'd make way more money being nice than being a big grumpy grump to everyone all the time.   

-I'm a wagering man.You run the shack, and I'll go vacation.If you made more money than me,I guess it means you're right about the way I run my business,But if you lose, you gotta wear this"loser"shirt all summer.

*(打赌片段plus)

I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few bets.


-Are those shoulder pads?

-It's just one of many up-to-date managerial tricks I learned from this book I found propping up the kitchen table. I want you to head into....( the forest )and don't come back until you've'.... (found an amazing attraction).

-I have no idea how hard it was being a boss.This place was cuckoo bananas until I started barking orders at people like you.


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You need an amiable sidekicks with a pickup trucks.

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I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges.

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-Sorry,dude,today's been stressful, I need some levity.

-Oh thank godness,it was out of batteries.

-Things just got pretty heavy, maybe we should all just like chill for a minute.

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This is really high-stake mission.And I'm little worried about sons coming along on this one.I love the guy, sometimes he...messes stuff up.

Let him down easy.

老板与员工

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....That's why I think I'd make a good lifeguard assistant .

-But this isn't an easy job.It's anarchy out there.

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You are on thin ice.You wanna keep this job?

well, some manic broke into the supply closet last night and destroyed our one and only pool skimmer! If one more supply gets taken.You're fired.

I won't let you down.

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Luckily,I here to take this mess off your hands.收拾烂摊子.I need all of your floppy disks.

Uh,everything about this case is contained on this derive.

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