小学经历——我家有猪

1995年我一年级因为语文不过关老师要求留级。

我四叔至今还常拿我当年连线题:一座牛,一头山说道我。

留级时我好像突然就开窍了。

老师居然让我这个留级生当了班长。

一当就是六年,还兼了一年大队长。

猜测当时我身高比同学们都高点才让我当班长的,我比同学们大一岁。

于是语文和数学考试我还是努力数一数二了的,没有辜负班长这个身份。

额,记错了!确切的说班长只当了五年,六年级那年没再当班长了。

六年级我家的猪还是一样要我放学后回家喂的。

我爸妈起早贪黑种田,太晚回家猪都要饿坏了。

我哥比我大两岁,因我留级了一年。

他初一我四年级。

我们家离乡里中学远,他得住校。

喂猪这个重担就只能落在我的肩上了。

这个担子真的很重。

我才一米多点。

按我老婆的回忆:瘦得跟猴似的。

又矮又瘦,是提不动一桶那么重的猪食的。

厨房离猪栏有点距离。

我把猪食桶推斜,利用桶底圆,一点一点地挪到猪栏里,然后喂给猪吃。

挪的时候得格外小心,否则容易把猪食溢出桶,甚至全倒了!

身兼班长和大队长实在是分不开身去喂猪和管理校园事务。

我身兼两职那段时间,处理完学校事务,回家晚了不少。

每天离家老远就能听到我家的猪饿得哇哇大叫,特别内疚。

几天后我去了校长办公室,

当着校长和班主任的面,

提出了要求:二选一,放了我,放学后要赶回家喂猪!

校长最终把班长留给了其他同学,只让我担任大队长一职。

从此我家的猪没有再受罪了。


续:

几年前国家为了保护环境。

规划范围内的猪栏都得拆掉。

我家的猪栏在规划范围内。

我爸响应国家政策拆了猪栏。

也拿到了国家补偿款。

我有个初中同学当过兵,

现在在政府部门上班。

当时他参与了我们乡里“拆猪栏”的相关工作。

额,记错了,是镇,在拆猪栏之前政府改了我们乡的名称,“乡”改“镇”了。

他来我们小镇上待了好长一段时间,为保护环境事业作出了贡献。

我挺感激他的。

初中他坐我后桌,带我去过他家里玩。

他家有冰箱,还有电脑!!

夏天时,我经常喝他带到学校的冰水,特别解渴。

谢谢你,“小黑”!(他的外号是班长取的)

In 1995, my first grade was asked to repeat the grade because of the language.

My four uncles still use my current connection question: a cow, a mountain said to me.

When I was relegating, I suddenly seemed to open up.

The teacher actually let me be a squad leader.

Once it was six years, it also served as a captain for a year.

I guess when I was taller than my classmates, I was the squad leader. I was one year older than my classmates.

So I still tried hard to count the language and math exams, and I didn't live up to the squad leader.

The amount is wrong! To be exact, the squad leader only spent five years, and the sixth grade did not become the squad leader again.

My sixth grade pig still wants me to go home after school.

My parents started to farm in the early days, and when they came home too late, they would be hungry.

My brother is two years older than me, because I have been relegated for a year.

He was in my fourth grade in the first day.

Our family is far from the middle school, he has to live in school.

The burden of feeding pigs can only fall on my shoulders.

This burden is really heavy.

I only have more than a meter.

According to my wife's memories: thin like a monkey.

It is short and thin, and it is a pig food that can't lift a bucket.

The kitchen is a bit far from the pig pen.

I pushed the pig food bucket obliquely, used the round bottom of the bucket, moved it to the pig pen little by little, and fed it to the pig.

Be extra careful when you move, otherwise it is easy to spill the pig food into the bucket, or even fall down!

As a squad leader and a big captain, it is really inseparable to feed pigs and manage campus affairs.

During my two-time job, I finished my school affairs and went home late.

Every day from home, I can hear my pigs hunger, especially guilty.

I went to the principal's office a few days later.

In front of the principal and the class teacher,

Put forward the requirements: choose one, let me go, go home after school to feed the pig!

The principal finally left the squad leader to other students and only allowed me to serve as the captain.

Since then, my family's pigs have not been guilty again.

Continued:

A few years ago the state was trying to protect the environment.

The pig pens in the planning area have to be removed.

My family's pig pen is within the planning scope.

My dad broke the pig pen in response to the national policy.

Also got the national compensation.

I have a junior high school classmate who has been a soldier.

I am now working in the government department.

At that time, he was involved in the work of “breaking the pig pen” in our village.

The amount is wrong. It is the town. Before the pig bar was removed, the government changed the name of our township, and the township changed to the town.

He has been in our town for a long time and has contributed to the protection of the environment.

I am very grateful to him.

In junior high school, he sat at my back table and took me to his home to play.

His family has a refrigerator and a computer! !

In the summer, I often drink the ice water that he brought to school, especially to quench his thirst.

Thank you, "Little Black"! (His nickname is taken by the squad leader)

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